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CibbuanoWOLVERINE THE X MAN
May 5th 2009 00:12
BEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR.
you herd it here first. THE DARK NITE and WATCHMEN and IRON MAN could all lern a thing or 2 about bein awesome from this movie.
here is my trademark summary: wolverine is a man who lives forever just like in the HIGHLANDER movies only he isnt a stupid irishman but is in fact a cool american. he is short on money so he goes to the army and they pay him to take a special bath and when he wakes up he has SUPER MAD METAL CLAWS. wolverine then has some adventures and stuff.
basically this is the best comic book movie ever made. it has everythin. it has WOLVERINE in it witch automaticly makes it the best. HUW JACKAMAN is very talented he can sing AND be wolverine and it is rumoured that he will be gettin his own airline soon as a thankyou present from the film community. tom hankses son named TOM HANKS JR also appears and he plays wolverines brother SABERTOOTH.
there is this one bit in the movie where i jumped up and cheered and everyone turned around and told me to be quiet. i started arkin up because who are these chumps tellin me to be quiet when i am the king of film knowlidge? i tried to take a swing at this one woman but the film staff made me go sit somewhere else in the room. why do hoyts staff have to ruin it for everyone? as you may or may not be aware i am a big fan of NO-RULES FIGHTIN its pretty much what makes my hart beat if you know what im sayin. NO RULES FIGHTIN is somethin that wolverine would be a fan of if he was real and livin in western sydney so it is hippocritical to not let me NO RULES FIGHT while a WOLVERINE movie is on. NO RULES means NO RULES so if someone be hatin they be getting a shoulder dislocatin it doesnt matter who they are whether they are a tuff talkin youngsta or a 40 year old bussness man or a heavily pregnant woman who just wont shut her mouth. NO RULES FIGHTIN IS A LIFE STYLE CHOICE and i am thinkin of boycottin hoyts for their DISCRIMINASHUN AGAINST MY LIFESTYLE CHOICE
the next x man movie is going to be about another cool x man called CAPTAIN AMERICA. i cant wait for this one as captain america is yet to come to the big screen. selebrated gay actor and icon JOSH HARTNET will be playin the captain. i dont know if he can pull it off (he is good as pullin things off so i hear. this is a joke and reference to his gay passtimes like touching other dudes junk). ONLY TIME WILL TELL.
wolverine will next be seen in the new batman movie as the hero and batman will be playin the villain for a change. this will be good too.
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I think every super-hero ever made has something to learn from The Dark Knight. Batman Begins and The Dark Knight are easily the most sophisticated and well made super-hero movies from the beginning of time till now. And they'll probably STAY the best until Chris Nolan makes his next one.