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CibbuanoStu Kicks responds to the critics
June 5th 2008 02:17
sup y'all. it has come to my attention that some playas out there arent digging this blog. well listen up fools... stu kicks caters for no haters. you know what im saying?
lets look at some of these comments up close
this first one is from bryn who has a blog on cool horror shiz
i am aware that forrst whittaker is currently living in american and i am also aware that he is african. whe n i said that he had perfected an american accent i clearly DID mean that he is now an afro-american.. he has moved from africa to america to find more work in movies, and i am saying it is a GOOD THING that he has perfected an american accent for movies such as STREET KINGS as it will now help him find more work. as for luke letting my take over his position - dudes busy and he let me fill in the blanks to help keep it real for y'all. i aint doing no disservice to any community a lot of my neighbours dont even have the internet so how can my community be disserviced by what i write when they dont even read it?
then theres this guy called johnny ola (OLA as in scab-rOLA obviously)
i know my writing aint always crash hot and on the level like mad academics stylz but thats okay because im bringing the street-truth you know what i mean? for too long the movie fan world has been made up of dudes singin the praises of boring movies like the Godfather and lawrence of arabia... i mean what the hell is lawrence of arabia? whos even seen that movie? lawrence isn't even an arabian name. im not 12 or 13 but that IS the number of roots i get in a month. i dont see how my opinion (the truth) about godafther 3 is meant to be witty or funny but hey if you think so more power to you pal.
finally there is this comment from what appears to an actual LADY blogger
I'm not going to login because I'm not going to give you that many vote points. But WTF?
You need to learn what humour is before you attempt it. I suggest a dictionary might be a good place to start so that you can find the definition of humour, wit, sarcasm, satire and irony. This post has none of those. It reads like the ramblings of a tweaker. Mate, step away from the meth
Bryn, the only explanation I can think of for this is ICE ICE baby.
Cheryl J
i am not a fan of vanilla ice no matter what year it is so maybe YOU should read the dictionary and look up the womans place (ie. its in the kitchen... haha, nah just kidding sometimes its in the bedroom too. but since your the kind of 'lady' who goes on the internet probably not my bedroom. snap.) satire, sarcasm, irony, wit and humour - these are all things i try to avoid as this blog is srictly about the TRUTH. i dont even know why you mention things like satire and irony they dont even sound like english words. speak english or go to russia and eat beef strogonof like a good commie pinko internetz lady.
so i think that wraps that up quite finally. i have addressd your concerns and hopefully now you can all see were im coming from (clue: its not an actual place its more a state of mind) (another clue: the place im coming from is the TRUTH. not a place called 'truth' but the ACTUAL TRUTH).
peace.
lets look at some of these comments up close
this first one is from bryn who has a blog on cool horror shiz
Forrest Whittaker is an Afro-American, born in Texas ... Really Long Link
Your comment is one of the most ignorant statements I've ever heard ... It beggers belief. Thank God you're not published for real!!!
I'll argue with someone if I feel they're doing a disservice to the wider community, which is exactly what you're doing! How Luke let you take over his position is beyond me!
... and hey, I ain't your buddy.
Your comment is one of the most ignorant statements I've ever heard ... It beggers belief. Thank God you're not published for real!!!
I'll argue with someone if I feel they're doing a disservice to the wider community, which is exactly what you're doing! How Luke let you take over his position is beyond me!
i am aware that forrst whittaker is currently living in american and i am also aware that he is african. whe n i said that he had perfected an american accent i clearly DID mean that he is now an afro-american.. he has moved from africa to america to find more work in movies, and i am saying it is a GOOD THING that he has perfected an american accent for movies such as STREET KINGS as it will now help him find more work. as for luke letting my take over his position - dudes busy and he let me fill in the blanks to help keep it real for y'all. i aint doing no disservice to any community a lot of my neighbours dont even have the internet so how can my community be disserviced by what i write when they dont even read it?
then theres this guy called johnny ola (OLA as in scab-rOLA obviously)
I imagine you must be sitting there thinking how funny and witty of you to say things like; "Godfather 3 on the other hand was surprisingly good, mainly due to the appearance of a young tom hanks". Sorry to burst your bubble chump but you really are very sadly mistaken. Not only is your writing well below mediocre, it is saddeningly tragic and distastefully dismal! But it's all good Stu, I suppose when you're 12 or 13 it's okay to chat shit like this. Just hope that some day you manage to grow up!
finally there is this comment from what appears to an actual LADY blogger
I'm not going to login because I'm not going to give you that many vote points. But WTF?
You need to learn what humour is before you attempt it. I suggest a dictionary might be a good place to start so that you can find the definition of humour, wit, sarcasm, satire and irony. This post has none of those. It reads like the ramblings of a tweaker. Mate, step away from the meth
Bryn, the only explanation I can think of for this is ICE ICE baby.
Cheryl J
i am not a fan of vanilla ice no matter what year it is so maybe YOU should read the dictionary and look up the womans place (ie. its in the kitchen... haha, nah just kidding sometimes its in the bedroom too. but since your the kind of 'lady' who goes on the internet probably not my bedroom. snap.) satire, sarcasm, irony, wit and humour - these are all things i try to avoid as this blog is srictly about the TRUTH. i dont even know why you mention things like satire and irony they dont even sound like english words. speak english or go to russia and eat beef strogonof like a good commie pinko internetz lady.
so i think that wraps that up quite finally. i have addressd your concerns and hopefully now you can all see were im coming from (clue: its not an actual place its more a state of mind) (another clue: the place im coming from is the TRUTH. not a place called 'truth' but the ACTUAL TRUTH).
peace.
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