Luke
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Cibbuanothe Public Enemies THE TRUTH NO ONE WILL TELL
August 6th 2009 12:16
sup yall i am back in the biz i been settin fires and kickin tires and i fought i might take some time out to give you all the downlow on this new movie that is out called THE PUBLIC ENEMIES.
Here is my trademark summary: its the olden days (the 1950s to be exact) johnny depp and christopher bale are enemies of each other but they is enemies in PUBLIC hence the title PUBLIC ENEMIES. they start to fite and then johnny depp goes to court and he has to fite for his LIFE suffice to say he wins and it is a feelgood ending.
i did not really enjoy this movie it was very long and borin and slow. if i wanted to see borin i wouldve just stayed home and spent time with my kids but anyway i went to this movie for the BENEFIT of the PUBLIC so they could be enlitened. the movie people wouldnt let me bring my kids in to watch the movie because they are ABSOLOOT PUTZS and said both my kids were obviosly under the age of 10 but its okay i put the radio on in the car for the kids and they had a good time waitin for me while i watched the movie.
now. this is a borin movie becaws there was
1. no comedy or steve martin
2. not enuff violence
3. no full frontal noodz of the babe in it
on the plus side the babe in it does get a mad beatin and i have to say it is a pretty hot seen she is a good actress almost as good as SILVIA SAINT or BRIANNA BANKS i would easily let her servise my GRRRROINAL REGION. DING DING DING.
anyways the title is a clever title becaws the two main characters actully hav a fite in the public toilets and it starts with johnny depp playin cards in the toilets and christopher bale comes in and goes "PUBLIC ENEMY YOU ARE UNDER ARREST!" and johnny depp is all like "no wai just let me finish this hand. i have a really good hand". christopher bale is curious and he goes "WHAT HAND DO YOU HAVE?" and he comes closer to get a look and then johnny depp goes "it is a FLUSH" and he GETS CHRISTOPHER BALES HEAD AND FORCES HIM INTO A TOILET AND HE FLUSHES IT. it is a very powerful yet funny seen and it confirms johnny depp as one of the best actors of the old generaytion.
i hav seen my fair share on public toilets and they are not pretty places. when i was on my massage parlor tour of thailand i went into this one toilet and the azns were actually standing on the toilet bowls. i said "woah dude you need to SIT on that SHIT" and they were all like "AZN SOUNDS" and so i pushed one of the dudes down onto his ass and he wasnt happy he looked like he was gonna cry and i rememberd that azns have there own culture so i was like 'PEACE BRO JUST TRYIN TO DO YOU A SOLID'
anyway i would give the PUBLIC ENEMIES MOVIE a 3 out of 10. it was very average not as good as the new wolverine movie. i wouldve given it a 1 or 2 but rap superstar PUBLIC ENEMY makes an intriging cameo near the end as the judge compleet with the big clock around his neck.
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