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Today I'll be following on from part 1 of my guide to Brando's films of the 50s with this personal tour of his 60s films. Part 1 can be read here. The 1960s were a patchy and troubled time for Brando, he had begun to make his name known in the film industry as a bit of a troublemaker and was finding it increasingly harder to get work. This resulted in him gravitating towards some quite strange films... and whilst it's pretty safe to say that the 60s contain at least two or three of the worst films he ever made, there is also some hidden gold that deserves to be rediscovered by any fledgling Brando fans out there.


Rio (One-Eyed Jacks)

One-Eyed Jacks (1961) Directed by Marlon Brando
This complex western took a lot of trouble to make, mostly due to Brando's turn as first-time director. Stanley Kubrick was originally set to direct but got in an argument with Brando over casting, and so Brando decided to step into the director's chair to make the movie he envisioned. The result is a slightly overlong but ultimately interesting revenge western about grey morality. At times it takes a lazy pace but it also prefigures the spaghetti western and the radicalisation of the western genre, with Brando cutting an intriguingly ambiguous figure as a lank-haired anti-hero to Karl Malden's genial, traitorous villain. Rio was initially meant to be Billy the Kid, with One-Eyed Jacks based on the novel The Death of Henry Jones, but Brando wasn't really interested in playing a straight-up villain. Instead he made the film into an epic saga of characters disguising their true natures (hence the title - 'one-eyed jack' is a reference to people only showing one side and one eye), with his re-written version of the lead character now a black-clad, single-minded force of vengeance who must choose between love and revenge. Brando's inexperience as a director (the original cut ran at something like 5 hours) and the studio's resulting post-production edit of his film (making the film more upbeat) led to a crushing artistic disappointment for the actor. He would never direct again, nor would he would ever again invest his integrity in a film role so completely.


Fletcher Christian (Mutiny on the Bounty)

Mutiny on the Bounty (1962) Directed by Lewis Milestone
As it was now the 1960s it was suddenly okay for actors to portray historical figures with authentically long hair. Brando copped some backlash amongst the critics at the time for his plummy British accent but he's actually quite good in this large scale retelling of the famous incident. He resists the film's attempts to carve him into a standard Hollywood hero by resolutely playing Christian as a foppish dandy whose charm and class seems to prohibit him from getting his hands dirty in any whatsoever. Of course, events eventually conspire to force Christian's hand to action and Brando plunges the character into a realistically black fugue as a result. The ending of this version of Mutiny on the Bounty is nothing short of nonsense but Brando is fairly entertaining throughout and the film itself is quite a spectacular historical adventure. He loved the Tahitian location and people so much that he purchased a small island in the area, and built a private hotel there.

Harrison Carter McWhite (The Ugly American)

The Ugly American (1963) Directed by George Englund
Another one of Brando's 'message' films, this one deals with American foreign policy in a fictional South-East Asian country (ala Vietnam and Cambodia). Brando plays a U.S. Ambassador seeking to improve the lot of the Sarkhenese through the construction of a 'freedom' highway. The film is loosely based on a book of the same name, with the idea being that the imposition of American ideals on other countries can do just as much damage as the communist ideals the U.S. opposes. MacWhite is shown to be a misguided idealist who very much believes in what he's doing, a naive character who doesn't really learn until it's too late. It's a fairly flawed film, with too much sermonizing (both for and against) and lots of scenes with Brando projecting his inner turmoil over what this poor country is going through. Brando very much had a big hand in getting this film made, he personally chose Japanese actor Eiji Okada (in the only English-speaking role of his career) as his co-star, and Brando's sister Joceyln also co-stars as a nurse. Unfortunately, the film apparently deviates a fair bit from the very famous book it's based on, and as a result it's largely considered a failure.

Freddy Benson (Bedtime Story)

Bedtime Story (1964) Directed by Ralph Levy
Brando returns to comedy in a bold, poor-taste tale of rival conmen in the french riviera. He plays a small-time con-artist quietly discharged from the army after seducing one woman too many and finds himself let loose on Europe like a kid in a candy store. He wanders into the playground of a big-time operator portrayed by David Niven and soon the two are competing for the attentions of a rich tourist, embroiled in an escalating game of outlandish lies and schemes. Bedtime Story is a fairly amusing comedy that thankfully resists sugarcoating it's subject matter, but the weakest link is easily Brando. He doesn't seem able to take his role all that seriously, continuously trying to fight the smirk off his face because he's just too amused by it all. There's a few small moments where he manages to be quite funny but overall it's Niven who steals the show as the older, classier con artist. Freddy is a rather cocky character so he's not even really all that likeable, with Brando playing him as a crude lowlife who thinks a little too highly of himself. A large portion of the film sees Brando's character faking a debilitating mental condition that leaves him bound to a wheelchair... it's a far cry from his serious and critically acclaimed work in The Men, and it's interesting to see Brando play the same material for laughs. Bedtime Story isn't very well-known these days, it was remade more famously as Dirty Rotten Scoundrels in the late 80s, which is easily as good if not better. Brando was fully aware of his shortcomings as a comic actor and he would rarely do an out-and-out comedy like this ever again, but he also later said that this was the only film he ever truly enjoyed making and that he found David Niven absolutely hilarious.

Robert Crain (Morituri)

Morituri (1965) Directed by Bernhard Wicki
This was the last black and white film Brando made, and aside from a few mentions of rape and Jewishness it feels fairly dated too. Brando plays a WW2-era German for the second and last time, once again employing a spot-on German accent and doing his best serious routine. His character is a German traitor waiting out the war in India who gets blackmailed into working for the British as a spy onboard a German ship. The resulting film is a fairly run of the mill war thriller, with a non-German accented Yul Brynner playing the strangely heroic captain of the ship. Brando isn't really all that interesting in this, the movie looks cool and atmospheric but not all that much happens and Brando stays firmly in brooding, introspective mode for the bulk of the duration.

Sheriff Calder (The Chase)

The Chase (1966) Directed by Arthur Penn
A fairly decent and very 60s satire-drama about smalltown ignorance and lynchmob mentality getting the better of the law. Brando plays the resolute but worldweary sheriff who must do his best to protect a prisoner (a young Robert Redford) from self-righteously ugly townspeople hellbent on mutiny. In true Brando tradition, he takes one hell of a beating in order to symbolise the struggle of those who must uphold what's right. He's actually a lot better here than he was in his last few films, employing a suitably southern accent and demonstrating a sense of wryness and familiarity in the earlier scenes where the Sheriff patrols his constituents, and also boiling up at the unfairness of his situation with a sense of dignity befitting his profession. It's also worth noting that this is probably the point where Brando first starts showing signs of ageing, he looks heavier in this film than he does in any film before it and sports greying hair, but it also suits his character and doesn't distract in the way it does in some of his later movies where his weight balloons much more noticeably.

Matt Fletcher (The Appaloosa)

The Appaloosa (1966) Directed by Sidney J. Furie
This is a fairly B-grade western of no real pretensions and is hence fairly enjoyable in a pseudo-spaghetti western kind of way. Brando spends some of the film looking rather shabby and unkempt, liked a bearded hobo of the desert, before smartening himself up and embarking on his revenge quest to liberate his stolen horse from some dirty steenkin Mexican badguys. The head of these villains is played by John Saxon, an actor best described as a low rent cross between Burt Reynolds and Al Lettieri, and there's a few good scenes where he and Brando square off against each other - not the least of these is a bizarre arm-wrestling competition where the loser gets his hand pushed into the territory of a deadly scorpion! For most of the film Brando isn't really required to put too much effort in... during some of his revenge quest he goes undercover as a Mexican and employs an over-the-top Mexican accent, and it's about a million miles away from his more subtle work 14 years earlier in Viva Zapata, suggesting that he didn't really treat this role all that seriously.

Ogden Mears (A Countess From Hong Kong)

A Countess From Hong Kong (1967) Directed by Charles Chaplin
Even the disallusioned Brando couldn't pass up the opportunity to work with a screen legend like Charlie Chaplin. Here he appears in Chaplin's last film as a stuffy, well-to-do diplomat who shelters a stowaway (Sophia Loren) onboard on an ocean liner. Brando wasn't keen to do another comedy but the presence of Chaplin was the dealbreaker, though Brando would come to regret every minute of the film due to Chaplin's mean-spirited and generally disagreeable nature. The film itself is a lifeless and turgid farce... Brando plays a figure more than a little remniscent of Mr. Darcy from Pride and Prejudice, and seems less than happy to be on the screen. You can practically see him gritting his teeth just to get through it, and A Countess From Hong Kong probably remains his worst film simply due to the fact that it's hideously boring and completely without interest.

Maj. Weldon Penderton (Reflections in a Golden Eye)

Reflections in a Golden Eye (1967) Directed by John Huston
This is one of the stranger and more risky dramas to come out of the radical 60s. Liz Taylor plays the rather loose and frustrated army wife of an army professor (Brando) on a military base. A young private (Robert Forster, in his film debut) has a voyeuristic obsession with Taylor's character, but is also unaware that he is the secret object of desire of Brando's character, a closeted and self-loathing homosexual, which places the three characters in a rather twisted and ultimately doomed love triangle. Brando's willingness to play an obviously gay character like Weldon shows just how ahead of his time he truly was, and proved that he was still leagues ahead of his contemporaries. He affects an authentic-sounding southern accent and takes on a dour disposition for most of the film, cracking his exterior in a few riveting key scenes to reveal the depth of confusion and pain underneath... the most memorable of these would have to be the infamous horse-whipping scene, featuring a flood of raw emotion on Brando's part that is only matched by his later Oscar-nominated work in Last Tango in Paris. The film isn't the masterpiece some fans claim it to be, but it stands the test of time as a highly interesting porthole into the changing attitudes of the era and remains a must-see film due to the level of commitment offered by both the cast and the director. This film marks the beginning of Brando's return to glory... a five year stretch of inspired performances (with one or two glaring exceptions) that would culminate in his second Oscar win.

Grindl (Candy)

Candy (1968) Directed by Christian Marquand
There's just something grotesquely hynoptic about the very idea of Marlon Brando playing an Indian Guru proficient in the art of the Kama Sutra. It might've been the worst role he ever played if he wasn't so obviously aware of how ridiculous it all is. As he's patently in on the joke it simply remains bizarre and mildly amusing. The film itself is very much a product of it's time, a 60s sex comedy that plays as a pastiche on 60s pop culture, but aside from the various celebrity cameos it's a fairly dull and dated affair that manages to wear out it's welcome very quickly. Brando's thick Indian accent, boot-polish skin and unruly black wig would've been offensive if his character wasn't so obviously a charlatan... he rides around in a makeshift Guru-den in the back of a truck and spouts all manner of half-arsed spiritual nonsense in order to get the lead character to have sex with him multiple times. The scene is mildly amusing at first but it goes on for far too long (like the movie itself). Brando agreed to appear in the film as a favour to the director, who he was friends with.

The Chauffeur (The Night of the Following Day)

The Night of the Following Day (1968) Directed by Hubert Cornfield
A rather pointless and vaguely arty thriller that seems to think it's clever, this one features Brando as part of a gang who kidnap the daughter of a diplomat and hold her to ransom. His character is the one in the gang who has pangs of conscience when things start to go a bit awry, though most of the film sees him having to contend with his drug-addicted girlfriend. Brando looks surprisingly fit and young here in comparison to his roles in Reflections in a Golden Eye and The Chase, and this is pretty much the last film in which he looks lean and in-shape... from here on in it would a steady decline towards morbid obesity. A lot of Brando's angry scenes in this film call to mind his work as young rebellious characters in The Wild One and The Fugitive Kind, though it's pretty clear that he only did this film for the money. The Night of the Following Day is every bit as dumb as it's title, and Brando spends most of the film looking snazzy and Eurotrash in a black skivvy and a blond Andy Warhol wig. When he discovered that the film was a real piece of crap he started making things difficult for the director, including refusing to smile for the film's final scene (the director ended up having to use a still shot instead). It's a stupid ending that doesn't make any sense anyway, so Brando was right to act so disaparagingly.

Sir William Walker (Burn!)

Burn! (1969) Directed by Gillo Pontecorvo
Also known as Quiemada. This is probably my absolute favourite Brando role, and is also a criminally underrated film. Brando plays Sir William Walker, a 18th century British spy and professional rabble-rouser. He is sent to the Portuguese-held Caribbean island of Queimada by the British to foment revolution, and is later financially-motivated to return ten years later to put down the subsequent slave-led revolution. Brando plays Sir William as a dashing master-spy and all-round cad, employing the same foppish accent he used in Mutiny on the Bounty and carrying a sophisticated implication of depravity that comes to the fore when the character eventually falls on hard times due to alcoholism and gambling problems. Brando is a delight throughout, shining whenever Sir William manipulates his prey and displaying an alarmingly believable sense of ammorality. Burn! also happens to be a very interesting film with a strong, uncompromised vision of filibusting and the political agendas involved. At this point Brando was increasingly finding himself offered less work in Hollywood, which led to him working with European directors such as Pontecorvo (most famous for The Battle of Algiers). Brando and Pontecorvo had increasingly volatile disagreements throughout the making of Burn!... Brando was upset by the director's ill treatment of the extras (played by local islanders) and the two men took to threatening each other with weapons (Brando had a rather large knife, Pontecorvo started carrying a gun). Despite this, Brando never lost respect for Pontecorvo's talent and often cited this film as amongst the best he ever made.

Stayed tuned for Part 3 - the 1970s and 1980s.
Special thanks to www.doctormacro.info for some of the photos!
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Here is the first part of the most complete possible guide I could write of Brando's filmed output. I think the only acting credits I've missed are Brando's 1949 debut in a half hour episode of the now-lost TV series Actor's Studio (footage from this show has been missing for decades so it's unlikely I'll ever see it) and an appearance in a 1950 TV show called Come Out Fighting (which isn't even listed on IMDB.com in any way, shape or form, so it's unlikely I'll ever get to see that either). I've been working towards writing this guide for a while and now that I've seen all 43 of his existing screen credits I can share my thoughts on his career.

Ken
Ken (The Men)

The Men (1950) Directed by Fred Zinneman
This is one of those rather earnest 1950s social conscience films. Brando had already made a name for himself as an energetic and groundbreaking theatre actor in plays such as A Streetcar Named Desire, Candida and A Flag is Born, so he had his pick of film roles when Hollywood came calling. He chose this movie out of a whole bunch because he thought the script was very well-written. In The Men he plays Ken, a young WWII soldier struck down in the prime of his life by a bullet to the spine. The Men follows his journey from hopeless bedcase to an independent life in a wheelchair... Brando is absolutely electrifying, he's so realistic and seperate to the acting conventions of the time that he pop-rivets your eyeballs to the screen. As Brando was unknown at the time of filming he was able to to check in to a Californian hospital and pretend to be an actual paraplegic... for three weeks he co-inhabited with real, crippled war veterans and studied their attitudes, learning foremost that they despised pity, and so he brought this to the film as his central motivation when performing the script. Ken is an angry young man who borders on suicidal, and Brando plays his arc in an unpredictable but wholly believable fashion.

Stan
Stanley Kowalski (A Streetcar Named Desire)

A Streetcar Named Desire (1951) Directed by Elia Kazan
This is the movie that catapaulted Brando into fame and fortune, and got him his first Academy Award nomination. For many people it remains the quintessential classic Brando role, and by this point Brando himself was happy enough with the filmmaking (and the money attached to it) to turn his back on the theatre for good. Stanley Kowalski is written as a sweat-dripping, callously masculine brute and Brando was certainly not what playwright Tennessee Williams had in mind when creating the role. I've read that Anthony Quinn's less ambiguous and more animalistic take on the role in the theatre was closer to what the text required, but no one could ever argue that Brando didn't make film history when he sauntered into the frame as Stanley - a complexly sensitive take on a dominating and primal force of nature. Brando's work in this role was a reflection of the complicated nature of people and key to his own philosophy on acting (a philosophy that would remain through all his performances, no matter how little he seemed to care in the later years) - that people are neither inherently good or evil, and that even the most villainous role should be tempered by a realistic helping of humanity. Brando's performance as Stanley isn't a sympathetic role by any stretch of the imagination, but his every appearance attracts the viewer like a moth to a candle, and is rightly deserving of it's place in the history of screen acting. He manages to remain true to the character's innate violence and misogyny whilst displaying an unexpected sensitivity that goes some way towards explaining Stella's sexual attraction to her monstrous and controlling husband. Brando and controversial director Elia Kazan would work together on two more films.

Emiliano Zapata (Viva Zapata!)

Viva Zapata! (1952) Directed by Elia Kazan
Now that Brando had an Oscar nomination under his belt he probably felt a bit more comfortable with branching out and displaying his diversity as an actor. Viva Zapata! was a pet project of Elia Kazan and was written by celebrated novelist John Steinbeck, and Brando agreed to jump on board as a favour to Kazan. He gives a rather dignified and unshowy performance despite the ethnic prosphetics and makeup he wears (apparently they put things in his nostrils to make them wider), and he affects a light Mexican accent (light enough to convince in the role, but not so heavy as to invite ridicule). Brando got his second Oscar nomination for his work as the revolutionary hero Zapata, though it was his co-star Anthony Quinn who won for Best Supporting Actor as the brother of his character. Brando had little care for the business side of acting at this point, so when he signed on to play Zapata he was only dimly aware of actually signing a two-picture contract with the Studio. Brando delighted in making the studio man sweat by signing in disappearing ink, but it would eventually be the Studio who had the last laugh in this case (see entry for Desiree).

Marc Antony (Julius Caesar)

Julius Caesar (1953) Directed by Joseph L. Mankiewicz
Brando didn't think much of his work in this film, later believing himself to be too inexperienced and uncultured to have done Shakespeare alongside people like John Gielgud and James Mason. However, it's not an opinion many people shared as he still managed to get himself a third consecutive Best Actor Oscar nomination for his heartfelt portrayal of the loyal Marc Antony. It's not really the lead role in the film, most of Brando's performance is focused into the famous "Friends, Romans, countrymen" speech, but he delivers his lines so naturalistically that he doesn't feel out of place at all. It's easy to see why people took notice - up until this point a lot of film reviewers had been critical of Brando's style of speaking in film, not seeming to grasp that the mumbling was supposed to convey a style of speech more in tune with the real world - so when he tackled Shakespeare and managed to do it both eloquently and unaffectedly, it proved to many of the naysayers that Brando was capable of a more oratory style, it was just that he chose (for the most part) to reject it in favour of sounding like a real person when he acted.

Johnny (The Wild One)

The Wild One (1953) Directed by Laslo Benedek
Whilst this probably remains one of Brando's most iconic roles, the film itself hasn't really aged all that well and a lot of it comes across as quite cheesy now. The Wild One is very much a product of the 1950s, tapping into a social hysteria related to motorcycle gangs with a message that seeks to villify the biker subculture without alienating the film's youthful target audience. As a result it's neither really here nor there, and seems a bit over the top. Brando does a good job of embodying the anti-authoritarian streak in his character and kind of turns Johnny into an anti-hero for the times (as opposed to the figure of warning the film probably aimed for him to be). His lazy-sounding delivery of rebellious dialogue (lines that would've been shouted and wrung out for all they're worth if put in the hands of a less innovative talent) seals this characterisation as one that he would forever be associated with, right down the line to films like The Fugitive Kind and The Night of the Following Day.

Terry Molloy (On the Waterfront)

On The Waterfront (1954) Directed by Elia Kazan
This is the film that cemented Brando's immortality as a screen legend and won him his first Best Actor Oscar (incidentally, Brando later lost the trophy only for it to turn up at an auction in London. The auctioner claimed that Brando had given it to them as a present). He plays Terry Molloy, a rather dim dockworker who threw away a career as a successful boxer when he agreed to take a dive on the advice of his brother Charlie (Rod Steiger). Brando gives a realistically mannered performance with roughened, slightly punch-drunk speech, working class body language, and a scar across his right eyebrow. A lot of the idealogy behind the performance was a direct line of justification on behalf of director Kazan, who had recently sold out his colleagues to the House of UnAmerican Activities - so with this in mind some of the film's themes might rub you up the wrong way, though Brando cuts through this politicising by making things as simple as possible and playing Molloy as simply a broken failure who takes a chance to reclaim some dignity and respect. The part of Terry Molloy was actually written for John Garfield originally but he died before the film could be made. Kazan wanted Frank Sinatra for the part after that, and also courted Montgomery Clift, but due to Brando's recent box office and critical successes the studio used it's clout to get Kazan to bring Brando on board instead. On The Waterfront has a memorable final scene where Brando gets the absolute crap smacked out of him - starting the great Brando tradition of copping a beating (see also The Chase and One Eyed Jacks).

Napoleon Bonaparte (Desiree)

Desiree (1954) Directed by Henry Koster
Brando was strongarmed into doing this film as part of the two-picture deal he signed for Viva Zapata! He was originally asked to do a film called The Egyptian (a sword and sandals epic set in Ancient Egypt) but flat out refused, and ended up doing Desiree as a compromise. The film is based on a popular novel about Napoleon's first fiance, Desiree, who goes on to become a lady of his court. Brando's role is a leading one, but it's viewed through the eyes of Desiree so a good deal of interesting stuff about Napoleon gets left out in favour of more trivial politics involving his right hand General and his sisters. As a result it's a fairly mediocre movie, though Brando does the best he can with what he's got. He very much looks the business but wisely doesn't attempt a french accent, instead opting to adopt a clipped neutral-ish British tone in order to fit in with the rest of the cast. He has a few great scenes where he acts out Napoleon's frustrations and indignance but aside from this it's a pretty dull movie. The very idea of Brando playing Napoleon should've made for cinematic gold... the fact that it doesn't pan out that way should tell you something about the quality of this movie.

Sky Masterson (Guys and Dolls)

Guys and Dolls (1955) Directed by Joseph L. Mankiewicz
Brando's first foray into light comedy territory comes in the shape of Sky Masterson, a no good gangster and gambler who accepts the challenge of warming up a rather frosty missionary (who in turn is intent on ridding him of sin). Brando was admittedly not much of a singer but opted to do Guys and Dolls instead of a fourth Elia Kazan movie, East of Eden (Brando's part in that film went to James Dean instead), presumably because it made a break from all the more dramatic roles he had become associated with. Brando's singing was so bad that he had to record the songs over and over again, enough times so that the sound engineers could cut and paste various notes and words into the shapes of the songs, and then Brando would lip synch the words whilst filming. Brando's singing co-star, Frank Sinatra, was reputedly quite unhappy to be playing second fiddle to Brando in a musical. Our man Marlon's performance isn't too bad, his smirking and bemusement is pretty much what the role requires, though this inability to take comedy seriously enough is what will drag down the majority of his future performances in the genre. A piece of trivia: Brando almost never attended the premieres of the films he starred in, but producer Sam Goldwyn gave the actor a new car in order to convince him to break this rule just once for Guys and Dolls.

Sakini (Teahouse of the August Moon)

Teahouse of the August Moon (1956) Directed by Daniel Mann
Teahouse of the August Moon (1956) Directed by Daniel Mann
Brando fans haven't seen it all until they've seen him play a wiley Japanese interpreter, complete with Okinawan accent, coal black hair and fake slanted eyes. His ethnic make-up is actually quite convincing (as you can see above) but unfortunately he never quite convinces amongst his genuine Japanese co-stars due to his height. Brando does all he can to keep his body hunched or short, often projecting deference to his white employer (Glen Ford) whilst slyly leading him up the merry path. As a character, Sakini is pure comedy - Brando isn't required to give his role any real dramatic weight, and so once again he gets away with smirking his way through. Some modern viewers will no doubt be offended with the idea of Marlon Brando playing an asian, but it does remain an inoffensive characterisation that suggests intelligence and good humour, and Brando does his best to play the ethnicity of the character without descending into ugly stereotyping (unlike, say, Mickey Rooney in Breakfast at Tiffany's).

Major Lloyd "Ace

Sayonara (1957) Directed by Joshua Logan
Keeping on the Japanese theme, in Sayonara our actor plays an airforce Major in recovering post-war Japan who finds himself smitten (despite his own cultural beliefs) with a popular Japanese stage performer. Brando adopts a southern accent, calling to mind the 'good old boy' network of the military and marking him out as at odds with the rest of the cast. His character starts out the film as an easygoing yet firm objector to interracial relationships, and alongside this character the audience comes to see the wrongness of this stance as we're taken inside a grand soap opera of tragedy and hope, loosely based on the experiences of real life American military personnel. Brando actually took on this film on the proviso that he could change the ending to a more hopeful one, marking the start of his trend towards films that reflect a positive social message. He got his fifth Best Actor Oscar nomination for it.

Lt. Christian Dietsl

The Young Lions (1958) Directed by Edward Dmytryk
Brando as a Nazi! This is a sprawling war drama, co-starring Dean Martin and Montgomery Clif, that tells the disparate stories of two Americans and one German in WWII. Both Martin and Clift were in the throws of escalating alcoholism at the time, so Brando pretty much steals the movie by default as a result. He employs a realistic German accent, sports shockingly blond hair and plays Diestl as an impassioned and tragic idealist who becomes increasingly disallusioned with Hitler's propaganda as the film progresses. There's actually something very annoying about watching Brando playing a Nazi whilst insisting to do it as the hero of the movie... by this point he had it in his contracts that he had the right to exercise creative control on his film projects, so (much to the chagrin of the director and writer) he changed his character from a typically evil Nazi to something a bit more reflective of reality and less demonising. Whilst it's commendable that Brando gives us a lone 'good' Nazi, it's also quite boring, vain, and ultimately irritating, especially when you consider how awesome it might've been to see Brando play someone more typical of Hitler's regime.

Valentine "Snakeskin

The Fugitive Kind (1959) Directed by Sidney Lumet
Brando plays second fiddle to Italian actress Anna Magnani in this rather stale adaptation of a Tennessee Williams play. His performance is very much a sullen and inobtrusive rehash of his casually rebellious work in The Wild One, and for a great deal of the film he's pretty much just there as material for Magnani's character to work around. He also never once plays his guitar despite carrying it around for a good portion of the movie. The only real highlight of his performance is the opening pre-titles sequence in which Valentine is put on trial for causing mischief at a bar, a lively monologue (written specially for the film) that gives more insight into the character than the entire rest of the film. Brando became the first actor to be paid $1 million for a movie role when he agreed to be in The Fugitive Kind, and there was some tension between himself and Magnani due to his unwillingness to sleep with the older actress. Magnani also couldn't speak English and had learnt all her lines phonetically, which made it difficult for her to pick up her cues when Brando improvised or downplayed his dialogue. As a result the film falls kind of flat.

Stayed tuned for Part 2 - the 1960s.
Special thanks to www.doctormacro.info for some of the photos!

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Top 101 Movies of the Decade Part 2

January 5th 2010 06:44


Napoleon Dynamite
Gosh! Every now and again a cult hit mutates into something so big that it permeates pop culture for many years to come. Napoleon Dynamite is this kind of inexplicable monster. It's an offbeat story that barely goes anywhere and consists of a handful of social misfits who seem to live in a timeless vaccuum that could be anywhere between now and the 1970s. Napoleon (Jon Heder) is the kind of daydreaming uber-nerd who reminds everyone of someone from their school days, and so I guess this film spoke to a whole generation with it's gloriously deadpan dialogue and tiny character explosions. I also have a special place in my heart for the haplessly sleazy character of Uncle Rico (Jon Gries, who also features in Lost as Ben's Dad).


Narc
On the surface Narc feels like a fairly standard film about drugs and police corruption, but it has a quality of authenticity to it that makes it feel like the missing link between The French Connection and the groundbreaking TV show The Wire. It gets up close and personal with it's subject matter without being showy or glamourous about it, and if you're not a fan of Ray Liotta then this film will turn you into one. Liotta did a De Niro and packed on some decent weight to play an absolute shotgun-toting bull of a cop in this, and he piledrives this movie right into the dirty cesspool it examines.


No Country for Old Men
This nihilistic modern-day western from Cormac McCarthy was given a Coen brothers treatment almost entirely devoid of their usual humour, allowing a cohesion of talents that created something special in the world of crime-thrillers. By holding back on the laughs, the Coen brothers have managed to make a cold, sharp masterpiece that benefits from their subversive storytelling techniques. The brutality of this film comes via the great performances, especially that of Javier Bardem as a freaky Mexican bounty hunter, and the story stands as a harsh memorial to the Things Go Very Wrong thriller sub-genre.


Noise
This is a Melbourne-set crime film that seamlessly blends the perceived Australian national character into a film noir atmosphere, and makes use of an unusual sound design that relates to the main character's hearing problems. What starts out as a taut muder mystery is eventually elevated to something much more complex by some interesting subtexts and inspired direction. Also of note is an amusingly brash and sympathetic performance from Brendan Cowell as the police constable at the centre of this story. All of these aspects combine to create one of Australia's best crime movies - an oddity in a film landscape all too often filled with comedic characters and cliched sleight-of-hand plot twists.


Observe and Report
Few films have polarised audiences as much as this one seems to have done, and I can't help but feel it's a damn shame that Observe and Report didn't get the exposure it deserved. If there was ever a film to inherit the insane trauma and mental illness of Taxi Driver, then this is it. That it manages to embody this inappropriateness and do it with big laughs is testament to it's genius. Seth Rogen's bi-polar security guard is so shockingly ill-suited to his vocation that it makes you feel uncomfortable, and I guess this is what divides a good portion of the audience - some people react to this sort of thing with laughter, and some people don't.


Oldboy
Oldboy is just a great concept. You take a regular guy and you put him in a small room for fifteen years without any explanation, and then you let him out. A film could go almost anywhere from here, and Oldboy actually manages to take this crazy premise and make sense of it without letting the imagination of the viewer down. Director Chan-wook Park hangs his film around a seemingly endless, escalating cycle of revenge - bumping characters and coincidences against each other to build a machiavellian portrait of vengeance and the illusion of choice. Oldboy also contains some amazing sequences of implied violence and inspired direction, including an infamous scene where the main character takes on about twenty angry hoodlums in a hallway whilst armed only with a claw hammer.


Once
Sometimes a simple concept can succeed where others fail simply because all the ingredients come together in a refreshingly new way. With it's documentary-feel and the layers of reality that informed it's creation, Once feels like a candid peak into the real life relationship of two gifted artists (and in many ways, it is). Glen Hansard and Marketa Irglova extend the synergy of successful songwriting into a metaphor for love itself, and the resulting music is achingly beautiful. This is a low key film, but it's very much the real deal - and hence it's a far better piece of work than any other romance film of the decade.


Pan's Labyrinth
Fantasy had always been a fairly neglected genre in the 20th century, with only a handful of films being both critical and commercial successes. This all changed after Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter, and now we have several new film adaptations of fantasy novels every year. Pan's Labyrinth stands out amongst the pack due to it's originality, it's not based on a book or a computer game or a disney ride, and is an honest to goodness new and original fantasy film. Guillermo Del Toro (who is soon to direct The Hobbit parts 1 and 2) creates a parable amongst the brutality of the Spanish civil war, paralleling the violence of the real world with gruesome and frightening creatures of fairytale origins. Despite the elements of horror (it's definitely not a kid's movie), the film reflects a certain mythical beauty and continues Del Toro's winning streak as a unique designer in fantasy-related filmmaking.


Pineapple Express
Dealing drugs is usually a subject kept for brutal gangster and action films, or depressing dramas, which is a surprise when you consider how much drugs are a part of Hollywood culture. You'd think filmmakers would want to put a less demonising spin on drugs rather than paint themselves as morally bankrupt, but there you go. Pineapple Express successfully melds stoner comedy with violent action-thriller territory, depicting the local weed dealer (James Franco, who steals the whole movie) as a sensitive and affable chap who just wants a friend. I could pretty much watch anything with Seth Rogen in it, and I have. Pineapple Express was both hilarious and a whole bunch of fun, and it was refreshing to see a drug dealer character who wasn't depicted as the lowest possible form of life.


The Pledge
Sean Penn has directed four films now, but The Pledge is easily his most focused and interesting effort. Jack Nicholson plays Jerry Black, an ageing detective who promises a bereaved mother that he will track down the killer of her child and bring him to justice. The only problem is that it's impossible to tell if the killer is even alive anymore, and as a result it seems that Black will never even solve this case. Penn takes a difficult subject from a subversive European crime novel and builds a film about obsession and culpability, all while remaining true to the film's source and never once giving quarter to the trappings of the genre. It's a harsh and realistic story, and it also contains the last serious performance Jack Nicholson has (so far) given in a film.


The Prestige
Chrisopher Nolan adapted this Victorian-era tale of Houdini-like rivals from an award-winning novel by fantasy/sci-fi author Christopher Priest. It turned out to be some of the cleverest eye candy to ever take audiences by surprise, and was exactly the sort of film M. Night Shymalan should still be making (but isn't). The Prestige is one of the very few recent films where I felt Christian Bale delivered something approaching an interesting performance, and Nolan showed himself to be one of the most inventive, unpretentious and uninsulting directors to be working in science-fiction today - once again crafting an engaging mystery where the subject matter brilliantly reflects the themes of the story itself.


The Proposition
The Australian western is a somewhat obscure sub-genre at best, and in an era where the western genre itself is largely extinct this film was always going to stick out. Featuring an impressive international cast (including Emily Watson, Danny Huston, John Hurt, Ray Winstone, Guy Pearce and David Wenham), The Proposition sets out to paint an accurate picture of 19th century outback Australia - a flyblown hell of brutal outlaws, ruthless lawmen and unsuited colonials. Director John Hillcoat and writer/composer Nick Cave create an historical vision far more desperate and violent than most American westerns, and incorporate the 19th century Aboriginal experience to maintain a high level of accuracy.


The Queen
The Queen could have very easily been a TV movie of the week, given it's subject matter (the death of Lady Di and the royal family's reaction to it) and the nature of what you would imagine to be it's initial target audience. I couldn't imagine anyone other than Helen Mirren playing Queen Elizabeth II without making it ridiculous though, and Michael Sheen is perfect casting as Prime Minister Tony Blair. I think it's also somewhat snobbish to underestimate the power and importance of the events portrayed in this film... the death of Lady/Princess Di is to the 1990s generation what JFK was to those in the 1960s, and I think The Queen gives this piece of recent of history the serious treatment it deserves.


Sexy Beast
From the introduction of Ray Winstone's oiled and bloated speedo-clad body, it's pretty clear that this isn't going to be your standard gangster-flick. Winstone plays Gal, a retired safecracker living the high life in sunny Spain, whose life is turned upside down when he recieves a visit from his old colleague, Don Logan (Ben Kingsley). Most actors would probably have a tough time out-toughing Ray Winstone, and Ben Kingsley - the guy who played Gandhi, no less - is probably the last person you'd imagine Winstone to be afraid of. But here Kingsley gives a ferociously manipulative performance so shockingly out of his usual parameters that Gal's anxiety seems more than justified. Sexy Beast plays out in a less than predictable way right from the outset, and it's worth seeing if only for Kingsley.


Shaolin Soccer
Quite simply the most fun ever put on celluloid. The premise is simple - down-on-their-luck kung fu experts form a soccer team and use their kung fu skills to kick some sporting arse. I've only seen one other Stephen Chow film (he directs, writes and stars), and it showed up earlier in this list, but damn me if he isn't the modern equivelent of Buster Keaton or Charlie Chaplin. His goofy (and idiosynchratically Chinese) comedic stylings combine with a limitless imagination and impressive physicality that make him a downright modern genius. This movie is hilarious, and everyone needs to see it.


Shattered Glass
This is a little film, but it's also just an interesting story told in a more than effective fashion. Hayden Christensen plays real life journalist Stephen Glass, a hotshot reporter who eventually fell from grace in a very spectacular fashion when it was revealed that the bulk of his articles were the result of fraud. Shattered Glass presents a careful and mesmerising account of a fascinating story, offering more than a glimpse inside the psychology of a fraudster like Glass thanks to the surprisingly multi-layered performance of Hayden Christensen. Also worthy of note is the intense performance of Peter Sarsgaard as Glass' colleague and rival, a quiet kind of heroism that represents integrity and idealism.


Shaun of the Dead
This is a real no-brainer, and has been turning up on just about everyone's list for greatest films of the decade. It really was only a matter of time before someone combined outright cult comedy with the zombie genre in all it's full-blown glory and Simon Pegg, Nick Frost and Edgar Wright were just the right people to do it (if you're a fan of this movie then you really need to check out their TV series Spaced). I was sold on this movie the moment Nick Frost sat down at the pub and dropped the C-bomb, and I don't think anyone could've known back then in 2004 just how influential this movie would become (Zombieland, Lesbian Vampire Killers, I Spit on Your Rave).


Signs
There are a lot of M. Night Shymalan haters out there and I guess some of that hate is pretty justified (I stopped being a fan after the incredibly poor Lady in the Water), but one film of his that isn't deserving of that scorn is Signs - probably his last great movie so far. It's very easy to get hung up on the supposed holes in the plot but a lot of that comes from misreading the film as a straight-up science fiction movie, which it isn't. It's a film about one man's loss of faith and his realisation that such faith may be the only survival tool that will get him through incredibly hard times. It's also a cracking suspense movie, with one of the all-time great 'jump' moments being the reveal of the aliens via some home video footage shown on the news. The idea of showing a widescale alien invasion in microcosm seems to fly in the face of everything Hollywood stands for, but showing this aggressive first contact from the point of view of just one family turned out to be far more effective in conveying the terror and fear such a situation would actually engender.


Snatch
Guy Ritchie's Snatch is very much a reworking of his previous film, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, with both shining a light on the seedy British underworld and tying it up in labyrinthine plots filled with 'ilarious 'ard men characters. I think Snatch is actually the better film, with Ritchie tightening up his concept for Lock Stock and ramping up the laugh factor. Of course, there's not much substance to Snatch in comparison to a lot of gangster films by other filmmakers, but few films manage to be as flatout entertaining, quotable and rewatchable as this box of party tricks by Mr. Ritchie. Also, other gangster films don't have Brad Pitt as an incomprehensible Irish gypsy, nor do they feature a villain as chillingly cold-blooded as Brick Top.


Son of Rambow
I don't think I've ever seen any other movie that so completely evoked nostalgic feelings for my childhood. The British 1980s setting and the stifling indoctrinations of the Plymouth Brethren unexpectedly combine to create a magical sense of daring adventure that calls to mind great 80s films like The Goonies, Explorers and even First Blood itself (the Sylvester Stallone film that provides the inspiration at the heart of this movie). This is a vibrant and joyous story of childhood friendship and making one's way in the world, and it deserves to be seen by anyone who was ever a child of the 80s or dared to dream beyond their own social barriers.


Spiderman 2
For me, Spiderman 2 is the pinnacle of traditional comic book-filmmaking. No other superhero film has gotten things as right as Sam Raimi did for Spiderman 2. He almost got there with the first film but was let down by his Mighty Morphin Power Rangers-interpretation of the Green Goblin... here he makes up for his mistakes tenfold by giving us a great, memorable villain in Doctor Octupus (played note-perfect by the underrated Alfred Molina) and building on the pathos inherent in the character of Spiderman/Peter Parker (most notably in the great train-wrecking scene where Raimi breaks the rules and lets everyday people see who Spiderman really is). That the Spiderman franchise was able to go from strength to strength so wonderfully should've guaranteed Raimi an unprecedented level of control with these films, but unfortunately it all got ridiculously messed up with Spiderman 3 thanks to the usual Hollywood bullchit.


Spirited Away
Spirited Away just might get my vote for the best animated film of the decade. Director Hayao Miyazaki crafts a universal fable about one child's apprehension about moving to a new town, transporting the 10 year old character of Chihiro to a bizarre spirit world where she must contend with a range of bizarre entities and learn to overcome her fears. It put me on to a whole world of fantastic films through Studio Ghibli, and it's a beautifully animated adventure that should capture the hearts and fascination of both adults and children alike.


The Square
I kind of see this as the Australian counterpart to the heist-gone-wrong movie Before the Devil Knows You're Dead. Transposing a film noir-styled thriller plot to the WASPish south-coastal area of Sydney, The Square reaches dizzying heights of tragedy as the ambitions of two secret lovers outreach their capabilities. It starts out in a fairly low-key fashion, but each action has a knock-on effect that reverberates back to the protagonists in a very bad way, getting worse and worse until the mess just can't take any more pressure. The Square also bucks the recent trend for Australian thrillers to be comedy-based and it's shelf-life feels a lot longer as a result.


Superbad
I guess this is the movie that gave us the 'bromance'... the idea that an event comedy film could be pinned around the platonic-yet-loving relationship between two male leads (examples include Role Models, I Love You Man and Funny People). Superbad took the basic concept behind American Pie and made it more realistic. Seth (Jonah Hill) and Evan (Michael Cera) are the true underdogs in the school scene, and here we aren't bullchitted into believing they can have a typical Hollywood ending. The crux of Superbad is the friendship between these guys, and the way that such a bond can get the marginalised through the nightmare of school. American Pie is often credited with introducing heart into an otherwise crass genre of comedy, but it's Superbad that melts away the saccharine and cheese to get to the truth of things. Superbad also happens to be ball-droppingly funny, especially the character of McLovin.


Super Troopers
The funniest comedy to come out of nowhere. Super Troopers is a goofy, antagonistic chucklefest that makes you feel more like you're laughing it up with your mates rather than just watching a movie. The Broken Lizard ensemble self-assuredly bounces off itself like all the best comedy teams of the last century (the Marx brothers, Monty Python, films made by Saturday Night Live alumni in the 70s and 80s, etc, etc). It also has Brian Cox and his Canadian tuxedo, and Farva - one of the all-time funniest film characters. Unfortunately Broken Lizard are yet to follow up this movie adequately.


Taken
Liam Neeson is 100% don't-mess-with-me vengeance as the ex-CIA agent out to save his daughter from dirty Eastern European white-slavers. Casting Neeson as a no-nonsense tough guy seems like such a given, so it's amazing that no one really thought of it before this movie. Neeson has made a long career for himself playing variations on father figures, and this movie represents the most pure distillation of this into the action format. There's something very precise and minimalist about Taken that puts it a cut above it's peers, I'd probably rate it as the best straight-forward action flick of the decade.


There Will Be Blood
This could possibly be the single greatest film in this whole list. Sometimes a film will get made that stands so apart from other films that it really doesn't get the credit it deserves, but hopefully time will show There Will Be Blood to be the towering monument it truly is. For anyone who hasn't seen this movie, it's basically just Daniel Day-Lewis embodying the very essence of greed in the most watchable yet repellent way imaginable. It's like you don't want to watch him because his is an evil as black as the oil it latches on to, but at the same time you can't look away because he has you in his unbreakable gaze and you're charmed like a docile snake. It's also a film so full of mesmerising imagery and intriguing ambiguity that it's more than ripe for endless rewatching and discussion.


Tideland
Terry Gilliam's junkyard re-envisioning of Alice in Wonderland remains his least accessible film but also by far his creepiest and most open-ended. Making a film about an 11 year old girl whose only friends are her severed doll heads and a mental retard named Dickens may not have spelt out big box office returns, but Gilliam's willingness to create a point of view like this speaks volumes about his artistic credibility and the fact that this film even exists is a triumph in itself. And as you go down the 'rabbit hole' with the young protagonist you'll find yourself being pulled into a bizarre and disturbing imaginary world against your better judgement, and it's a freakish and picturesque journey.


TimeCrimes
There's not much a film can do with time travel that a) probably hasn't been done already, and b) invites a lot of fannish scrutiny due to it's inevitable plotholes. TimeCrimes succeeds because it limits it's story to just the mechanics of time travel itself, foreshadowing it's twists and paradoxes with a freakish air of foreboding symbolised by a scissor-wielding madman in a creepy cloth mask.


The Tracker
Indigenous Australian icon David Gulpilil forms the centrepiece of this fascinating Australian western as the tracker of the title. Australian director Rolf De Heer has carved a niche for himself as one of this country's most innovative and unsung talents, and this film's allegorical commentary on the historical relationship between the Aborigines and their colonial oppressors is presented in a minimalist and digestible way. Gulpilil himself is also such a dynamic and entertaining presence that the viewer is often caught offguard, and he deservedly won an AFI Best Actor award for what represents the pinnacle of his life's work as an actor.


Traffic
This ambitious take on the American War on Drugs came at an idealistic pre-9/11 point in history where serious drug trafficking was just about the worst thing you could do on American soil. Ah, such innocent days! Sadly, Traffic seems to get overlooked a lot these days, which is a shame because it remains an intelligent and engagingly in-depth, all-star look at a complex problem. So much so that it influenced a whole sub-genre of 21st century social conscience films (Syriana, Crash, Babel).


Training Day
For a lot of people this is just the movie where Denzel Washington finally won the Best Actor award, but I found it to be so much more than that. Police corruption isn't a new subject for action/thrillers by any stretch of the imagination, but this is more a story about a burgeoning relationship between two cops and the way they explore each other's idealogy and weaknesses... Alonzo (Washington) plays with high stakes, and his power lies in his intelligence and the way he continuously tests his new rookie partner Jake (Ethan Hawke, whose performance is just as good and to-the-wire as Washington's). Training Day also contains some of the scariest, tensest latino-gangster scenes to ever creep up on the viewer, and this movie had me put through the ringer just as much as Ethan Hawke's character. A top shelf genre film.


Unbreakable
A movie that takes a real world view of superhero-lore and masterfully casts Samuel L. Jackson against type as a fragile uber-nerd. Bruce Willis' character's gradual epiphany as a real life superman is a powerful thing to behold, and director M. Night Shymalan has never been so careful and controlled, showing us this story through a deliberately tense and slowed Hitchcock-like eye. Unbreakable is a much needed counter-film to the gooey and colourful Marvel-spearheaded comicbook-film boom of the early 21st century. "This is where we shake hands"... everything about this movie gives me goosebumps and demonstrates what film storytelling should be all about


V For Vendetta
Before Zac Snyder successfully adapted The Watchmen, the Wachowski brothers wrote this startling adaptation of another Alan Moore graphic novel classic. Coming in the wake of 9/11 and the wave of anti-terrorist controlling techniques that many western governments started employing, V For Vendetta follows the great tradition of dystopian science-fiction founded by George Orwell's 1984. With only his voice and body language, Hugo Weaving fantastically embodies an ideal behind his mask as the character of V. John Hurt is also an inspired piece of casting, playing a sinister Big Brother-like leader twenty years after once playing Winston Smith in the film adaptation of 1984. Anyway, this is a sharp and highly controlled deconstruction of all that is wrong with our western paradise, and director James McTeigue does it in such an eloquent and riveting style.


The Wackness
Nostalgia for the 90s is something that's only just starting to appear in fashion and music this year, but I think The Wackness can lay claim to being the first film to do for the 90s what films like The Wedding Singer and Rockstar did for the 80s. Ben Kingsley and Josh Peck play out twin storylines of age-related crises against the backdrop of dope-loving 1990s New York city, with Kingsley providing another exciting and unpredictable performance as an oddball therapist. I've said it before but I'll say it again - why doesn't Kingsley get more love from filmfans?! He's fantastic in this... even if the film's storyline or general concept does nothing for you, you should at least still watch it just for Kingsley. Another underrated indie comedy.


Waltz With Bashir
The rise of low-budget CGI in films has often been cited by fans as the cause of the general downfall of industry standards, but what's often overlooked is that the availability and cheapness of CGI and computer-animation has now made it possible for less prominent countries to tell stories that could otherwise never been told. A great example of this is the Israeli documentary Waltz with Bashir, a film that tells the story of Ari Folman's search for his lost memories regarding Israel's 1982 war with Lebanon. Using a distinctive and unique style of animating, Waltz with Bashir paints the recollections of Folman's various interview subjects in a harrowing and hypnotic style - giving form to a piece of history that Israel would probably rather was forgotten altogether. At first it might feel like this comic-book style distances the audience from the subject matter, but the eventual and controversial revelations at the film's end are all the more immediate and disturbing for it.


The Watchmen
Comic book films have become something of a paint-by-numbers genre in recent times so it was very refreshing to see this faithful adaptation of a graphic novel-classic, an epic alternate history cycle that examines the cold realities comic book superheroes would face if they existed in the real world. The bleak commentary these broken characters pass on this doomsday scenario puts this film into new territory... the graphic novel it's based on might be old news, but the themes and fears The Watchmen film explores are still shockingly relevant today and it's ending is the kind of big, black, brave full stop that a lot of other comic book films could use.


The Wrestler
Few acting comebacks are as heartfelt as Mickey Rourke's raw performance as ageing wrestler Randy 'The Ram' Robinson. The Wrestler presents a simple character study in an unflashy and realistic fashion, scraping away the cliches to expose the core of a "broken down old piece of meat" like Randy the Ram. Despite his flaws you'll want him to be at peace with his world, though the inevitability of where his life is heading will break your heart. The final sequence of The Wrestler pushes it into the territory of being a true and unpretentious piece of art.


Wolf Creek
A huge commercial smash with a somewhat lacklustre critical reception, Wolf Creek is one of the few modern horror films that have made any impact on me whatsoever. A large part of this is probably because, for most of the time, it doesn't really feel like a horror film. We spend the first half of the film getting to know the backpacker protagonists as they travel around the beautifully photographed wilderness of central Australia, and the film makes little concession to the typical conventions of the horror genre. The eventual meeting between the backpackers and sadistic outback killer Mick Taylor (a standout performance from John Jarratt - part Crocodile Dundee, part Chopper Read) is a high-octane charge. We know what this guy is going to do from the moment he appears, and the film toys with the audience before really letting them have it. It suggests a mature and self-actualised understanding of scary filmmaking on the part of director Greg McLean, and trying to read the film any other way is probably missing the point.

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Top 101 Movies of the Decade Part 1

January 5th 2010 06:43
I initially resisted the idea of doing one of these 'Best of' lists, simply because it felt too hard to settle on an arbitary number and nominate the best films from the last ten years, let alone rank them. I worry that I've forgotten some that should've made the list, and I also worry about the films I haven't seen yet and whether they might be more deserving of a place. I also worry about the predominance of American and other English-speaking films... I do try to watch as many 'foreign' language films as possible, but they don't always find their way to me as quickly and often as American films. So with all this in mind (and mentioned as fast as possible so I can start with a clean slate and just get on with it) here are my Top 101 films from the last decade (2000-2009). And no, they aren't really in any order other than alphabetical.


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I'm back

December 25th 2009 12:19
I let my mate Stu Kicks have the run of this blog for the last couple of years as I was off doing other things like harpooning baby seals and whaling and stuff like that. Anyway, Stu has decided to retire for a while as he considered himself to have conquered the movie reviewing world and figured he should retire while he was "Number 1 champion". His words, not mine.

I've actually been busy on a non-Orble orientated blog in the meantime, but I thought I would come back here and post a few reviews because, well, it doesn't hurt does it? Plus I would really hate for oldmovies.net.au to get raped in the way my other old orble blogs did. I'm not bitter or anything, but it would've been nice to have been asked before having my book reviewing blog taken away and given to someone who seems more preoccupied with advertising online clothing stores than actually reviewing literature


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Classic B-movie titles

January 8th 2009 08:11
Classic Batman movie title screen
Here's a gallery of classic title cards from old B-movies like "Batman" and "The Abominable Snowman". It might seem like a dull gallery of images to look through, but some of the titles really stand out.

The title for "Alphaville" is so dull that you'd never imagine watching it, but then you'd be missing out on one of Godard's really tremendous works, a sci-fi movie that looks so terribly camp, but is actually frightening in its execution


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Movie Poster Anagrams

December 16th 2008 06:32
National Treasure phtoshop mock poster
An excellent idea at Worth1000 - photoshop movie posters to make anagrams of the names!

isplay=photoshop" target="_blank">Click here to see the mockup posters!
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Stu Kicks responds to the critics

June 5th 2008 02:17
sup y'all. it has come to my attention that some playas out there arent digging this blog. well listen up fools... stu kicks caters for no haters. you know what im saying?

lets look at some of these comments up close


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the 10 WORST actors EVER

June 2nd 2008 11:23
yo listen up today i am gonna do somethig a little different to help mix it up for all you know nothings. this is what i call a TOP 10 only they aint gonna be TOP they are gonna be the absolute WORST actors EVER to be on a tv. some people will start there lists by saying that its there opinion but im gonna lay it down for you now and say that this isnt an opinion this is the GOSPEL according to ME: IE. the truth. so pay attention and you might lern somethin.

david duchovnee

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Okeydokes

April 23rd 2008 11:55
I realise I haven't been doing much on this blog lately. I have a friend interested in taking Old Movies.net.au for a spin, so maybe I'll let him post in it for a while. Just thought I better post something about it so people don't think it's me! (especially as he has appalling taste in movies)

I'll probably be back at some point but life has been cuntish lately so breaths shouldn't be held.
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How did R2-D2 get his name?

January 22nd 2008 13:33
We've loved it from the instant we heard it. The name of the little garbage can robot, R2-D2, has been murmured at hundreds of moments in my life, since I was a little little kid.

Where did ol' George come up with the name


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The Waiting Game

November 16th 2007 10:33
axl
"It's all about hatin' the fans yo!"


Here is a brief list of things the fans have been waiting for for far too long. As I'm feeling charitable I'm simply call this 'The Waiting Game'... if I was feeling less than charitable, I'd call it 'Failing to Deliver'. These aren't just movies either


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Comic Book Movies - I've had enough

October 22nd 2007 13:21
fantastic 4
Fantastic Four... more like Fantastic BORE


I'm finding myself becoming increasingly bored with the Marvel Movie Miracle Machine and all it's ilk. Prior to the late 90s, the only big 'comic book' films had been the flagship Superman franchise and the sporadic Batman series. Then the rise of the Internetz happened and the rapid conglomeration of nerds and geeks worldwide alerted filmmakers to the existence of a previously silent majority who had been pining away in their rooms waiting for the silicon revolution to happen. And yay, the Internetz gave them voice, and they did start their piteous moaning and fanboy gushiness. And dollars glittered in the eyes of the Executive Producers


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Well, here we are, Part 5 of my guide to De Niro films. It's unfortunate that what started as a celebration of such a great actor has to end with mentions of so many average and unimpressive films. To be truthful, I'm kind of put off from finishing this guide because barely any of these films do anything for me, but lucky for you guys I'm a completist and I'm anal about finishing what I start. Anyway, the late 90s and early 21st century has seen De Niro hit the absolute low point of his acting career and - ironically - seen his paycheques hit their highest peak. It's sad that the ratio of pay to performance is of such an inverse nature, but I guess that's Hollywood for you


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