Luke
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Cibbuanothe latest Pirates movie!!!!11
June 14th 2008 05:16
johny depp not pictured
sup. today i will be speakin about the latest in the Pirates franchise starring johny depp as captain jack sparrow. taking a leaf out of sylvestor stalones book with rocky 6 being called rocky balboa they are just calling this latest one 'pirates' rather than pirates of the caribean 4, probably because no one even knows what the caribean is let alone were it is and they realised no one cared. the trend with big movie franchises usually sees the 4th movie as being majorly crap but in the pirates case this 4th movie is actually the BEST of all the pirates movies to date.
my trademark summary: captain jack sparow is now evil and leads a crew of evil pirates. they kidnap a woman from her new husband and head off to look for an indian. it is up to captain edward reynolds, a pirate hunter (a new characer in the franchise, played by fabio in all time best comeback role), to track down to jack sparow and stop him.
i always felt the other pirates movies were okay but not as great as everyone made them out to be. they were often too long and focus too much on being realistic about real history pirates. this 4th movie dumps all the crap characters (everyone except johny depp) and adds in some very tasteful erotic scenes. the action is kept crackin at a fine pace the acting is top notch and there are even some deadly skeletons to fight. something for everyone.
previosly i mentioned some tasteful erotic scenes. let me clarify this for anyone wondering yes these are sex scenes and yes they feature some very tasteful penetration and one or two money shots (ok at least 6). for those of you out there worried about it being too pornographic let me reassure you that it is all artfully done and completely integral to the plot and very much family viewing provided the children are over the age of 10.
HIGHLIGHTS: when the womans laugh at the idea of havin sex with the dopey asian character. also the scene near the end where the girls celebrate their victory with some stylishly-directed candle-play.
so to sum up: yes, this is the best of the pirates movie and heres to a quick release for the next one. johny depp you just get better and better.
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