Luke
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Cibbuanojames bond the NEW MOVIE
February 26th 2009 23:46
Wassup I am back and the flava of the day is PURE GIN N TONIC. That’s rite I am talkin about the new james bond movie of witch I have found an exclusive picture that you can see above this is Daniel craig playin JAMES BOND in the new upcoming james bond movie SHAKEN BUT NOT STIRRED. The title is of course a reference to james bonds drink of GIN N TONIC which he prefers to be shaken and NOT stirred. It is also a clever reference to the fact that james bond will NOT be STIRRED by anyone as he is quiet TUFF but when he sees hes 5 year old daughter blown up by an ITALIAN NUCLEAR WARHEAD he is understandedly SHAKEN and decides to go on THE RAMPAGE TO KILL EVERY ITALIAN ACCEPT FOR RALPH MACCHIO OF THE KARATE KID MOVIES.
Costarrin in the film will be international superstar JASON STATHAM who is to play james bonds brother JEFFREY BOND. Jeffrey bond is also a 007 agent he is just like his brother accept he likes to drink his gin n tonic STIRRED instead of shaken. this causes some friction between the bonds and gives the script a fresh new edge at one point the brothers even fite because of there differences but eventually they find a way to BOND and this only spells trouble for those pesky Italians!!!!!
I have seen a short eckcerpt of the movie I don’t want to say how as my source could get in trouble but lets just say that my source is fairly involved in the making of this movie you might say he is even in charge of the DIRECTION the movie goes in. in case you are wondering who this source is the word in CAPITALS is a hint at what his job on this movie is. Anyway the footage I hav seen is AMAZING. It features an Italian bad guy drinkin his coffee in a cafe and the bond brothers parachute out of a hot air balloon flying over the cafe and james bond kicks the guy in the face on his way down but then all these other Italians grab him and he looks over at Jeffrey bond and says “HEY JEFFREY HELP A BROTHER OUT” and Jeffrey bond saves him by shooting everyone and then james bond says “THANKS BROTHER” and Jeffrey says “THAT’S WHAT BROTHERS ARE FOR” its great stuff.
Word is that the studios are very happy with this latest movie and that if Daniel craig is unwilling to continue in the james bond movies then they can just make the main character Jeffrey bond witch means they can keep making bond movies with another actor. This is a brilliant plan and should see the bond movie series continue for quite some time as every time the lead actor decides he wants to stop they can now just introduce a new bond brother. Shia leboof of TRANSFORMERS 1 and 2 is reportedly on standby to play JOEY BOND for when Jason statham is ready to quit.
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