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Nine

February 18th 2010 10:53


I was initially put off watching Nine because of the subject matter (being based on Fellini's [semi?]autobiographical 8 1/2, which I haven't seen). I was worried that it would leave me unable to properly appreciate the film... I mean, as far as things go, a Fellini film is a pretty obscure source for a big scale, all-star movie musical. For anyone else out there with similar reservations, I'll let you know that this movie is pretty self-contained and prior knowledge isn't really needed. But in place of those reservations I'm going to give you a whole bunch of other reasons not to see this film, highest amongst them being that it's a boring piece of crap.


Daniel Day-Lewis plays Guido Contini, a celebrated Italian director in the midst of heavy writer's block. He's a procrastinating smooth-talker and a playboy artist with a sense of humour. He's also a realist, highly frustrated, very self-assured and a lying, cheating philanderer. Day-Lewis gives another complex, recognisably iconic performance to add to his gallery of rogues, complete with mellifluous Italian accent. His internal battles form the crux of the movie, and his presence alone is the film's only real redeeming feature.

Firstly, the musical sequences all take place in Contini's imagination, and outside the film's narrative. It leaves little room for innovation of interaction and only really serves to highlight the genre's artifice next to other modern films. Each song seems like a film clip from a movie soundtrack, with snippets of the film's highlights sprinkled throughout like a promotional video, and it makes the whole thing feel very superficial. It doesn't really propel the film along. As any film student should know, the songs in a musical move the plot forward, but here the film just grinds to a halt during all the songs. It's like the director was all too aware of how unpopular musicals have become in recent years, and so he came up with this idea of making all the songs into film clips that take place outside of the plot so as not to challenge what modern audiences are willing to accept in a movie. But if a modern audience can't accept a musical where the songs don't take place within the narrative then why even bother making a musical in the first place? If I was a serious fan of musicals (and I'm not) I would feel very cheated by this movie. As it stands, I was just vaguely annoyed and very bored.


There are also some interesting ideas floating around that don't get a decent look-in... there's a slight sense that the movie is challenging the accepted idea of the director as auteur, with Contini's crew bending over backwards to make him look good simply because his name guarantees production and press interest, but this isn't really taken anywhere interesting. Instead the film just meanders along with Contini not really doing anything other than shagging and flirting with a variety of attractive women who get to sing a song each in his imagination. The rest of the cast includes an array of highly accomplished female talent... Penelope Cruz, Nicole Kidman, Marion Cotillard, Judi Dench, Kate Hudson, Fergie and Sophia Loren all appear. I'm not sure Cruz's performance is worth the Best Supporting Actress Oscar nomination she got, but it's hardly surprising considering she won last year and that the Academy loves backing up their winners with further nominations.

Anyway, I wouldn't really recommend this movie. It's not very good and has very little in the way of excitement, it's only really worth watching for Daniel Day-Lewis but even with that in mind you'll still be bored. Oh, and Fergie's song looks like the video for Madonna's Cherish. In fact, most of the songs look like film clips for Madonna songs in the early 90s.
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Dreamgirls

February 14th 2007 07:13


The biggest controversy of this year's Academy Award nominations would have to be the snubbing of 'Dreamgirls' for the Best Film category. Personally, I don't think it really matters either way as 'The Departed' should (hopefully!) win. Having said that though, 'Dreamgirls' could easily have taken the place of 'Babel' for the Best Film nominations, and it has accumulated a very respectable 8 nominations (no other film has been more nominated this year). All signs are pointing to the film taking out the Best Supporting Actor and Actress awards too.

'Dreamgirls' is the story of the Dreams, a Supremes-styled trio of female singers who work their way to the top of the music industry - overcoming inner turmoils, label machinations and the race barrier. Of course, it's not all up and up magic, along the way the biggest talents of all get left behind thanks to the moods and whims and Curtis Taylor Jr (Jaimie Foxx), one-time Cadillac dealer and the current head of a rapidly expanding ruthless music empire.

Encompassing two decades of soulful and revolutionary black music, 'Dreamgirls' parallels the story of Motown records and the talents it used, promoted, loved and abused. A fairytale-like musical and a towering soap-opera-esque epic of talent, bertrayal and power, this film could just be the best musical I have ever seen. Seriously, I don't think I've ever enjoyed a musical more.



Just as epic as the film itself is the story of it's journey to screen from the stage, an odyssey that had it's beginnings back in the 80s. Bill Condon (writer of 'Chicago' - the last big musical to have graced our screens, and an Oscar-winning production hugely inferior to this breathtaking film) lends his more dramatically-attuned directorial talents ('Gods and Monsters', 'Kinsey') to this famed and acclaimed broadway musical, bringing us a highly polished and near-perfect gem.

A film like this would be so much pointless screen candy if it wasn't for the other extensive talents involved too... the set design is impressive and the songs are fantastically memorable and almost as good as the 60s and 70s Motown R&B tunes that inspired them. The cast, too, is spot on. Jaimie Foxx is suitably scheming as cold-hearted money-man Curtis, and Beyonce Knowles is well-cast as the Diana Ross-like figure Deena Jones. But, of course - as anyone who has been watching the recent awards ceremonies should know - the biggest performances are by those in the attention-catching 'supporting' roles... Eddie Murphy's dramatic foray as James 'Thunder' Early feels so right, and it would be nice to see him doing more acting along these lines as opposed to films like 'Norbert'. Meanwhile, American Idol runner-up Jennifer Hudson's debut turn as Effie White is nothing short of phenomenal, an astonishing combination of sincere, unsentimental pathos and raw musical talent.

'Dreamgirls' is a stirring, golden recreation of an era of soul music in all it's sleaze and glory, and one of the most flat-out entertaining films I've seen in a while. Great soundtrack!
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Moulin Rouge

January 2nd 2007 06:40


I used to hate musicals. Mostly. So when I watched this at the time of it’s release I really expect to like it. From the moment ‘Moulin Rouge’ started though I had a hard time not liking it.

Firstly, the film oozes style. This is easily Baz Lurhmann's most impressive film to date, every single shot and piece is beautifully constructed - the settings are awash with surreal colours, silhouettes bounce along like etheral shadow-puppets, and the way characters move from one location to another is nothing short of dizzying.

Secondly, the characters are those wonderfully overdone near-pantomine types that I always forget are what make the theatre and musicals so entertaining. The plot isn't very complicated, and the story concerns itself with love. Not the sappy preppy 'love' that Hollywood often shits out, but the grandest concept of 'love' as espoused by Shakespeare (and French Bohemians).

The third and most extraordinary facet of this unique film is the music itself. The main reason I used to find myself detesting musicals is because there were always dud songs among the bunch (that's if all the songs aren't duds to begin with). 'Moulin Rouge' sidesteps this problem by taking the best bits of popular music from this century and mixing them all up for it's own ends. It would spoil the film to tell you what songs turn up and where, but rest assured - they work, and it's great.

I'm glad I finally bit the bullet and watched this movie. I'm amazed it didn't gain the sort of critical acclaim ‘Chicago’ did (a musical film I found rather boring). ‘Moulin Rouge’ is a unique and dazzling experience that I've seldom seen in film before. Even if you're not a fan of the genre of musicals (like I was), rest assured - you aint seen nothing yet.

HIGHLIGHTS: I love that fact that all the actors get to keep their accents. Australian, English, Spanish, American - it's all in there, and it makes for a wonderfully cosmopolitan fill. The main highlights are, obviously, the musical numbers, some of which are hilarious.
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Dogs in Space

August 28th 2006 11:12
Dogs in Space
Dogs In Space (1987)


Dirty. Squalid. Boring. These are three words I would use to sum up 'cult' film 'Dogs in Space'. I picked up this 'hidden treat' on video at a record store for a few bucks once after hearing someone talk it up as 'amateurish but fun'. I guess that would be an accurate description if you were feeling generous. I'm not really feeling generous


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New York, New York

August 24th 2006 03:51
New York, New York (1977)

I'm a pretty big fan of Martin Scorcese and Robert De Niro, so, naturally, I would approach a film like this with some degree of excitement. Fortunately, I was aware that this was one of their weaker efforts, so I was able to watch this not expecting too much. Nonetheless, I was intrigued to see De Niro play a swinging sax player alongside a crooning Ms. Minelli.

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Singin' in the Rain

July 31st 2006 06:50
Singin in the Rain
Singin' in the Rain (1952)


Do-do-do-dee-do, do-do-do-dee-do… what a great movie! It’s very easy to see why this is one of the most loved films of all time, there’s a sense of infectious fun that ribbons all the way through it from beginning to end that has helped it stand up a good fifty-plus years after it’s initial release. It’s a credit to the cast and crew that the film comes off so effortlessly – ‘Singin' in the Rain’ was reputed to be a very taxing and exhausting shoot for all (especially with perfectionist workhound Gene Kelly keeping his eagle eyes on all proceedings). I watched this film for the first time only last night and I was absolutely delighted by it – and I’m not one to use the word ‘delighted’ liberally


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