Luke
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Cibbuanolars and the real disappointment
May 1st 2008 00:27
yo wassup. cause i'm so deadly and awesome i just keep on watching movies after movies after movies. yesterday i watched Lars and the Real Girl and here's my sum up...
Lars is a loser who cannot get the poon tang. one day he gets a mad 4realz sex doll. he pretends it is a real chick. everyone else in his town does too. by the end of the movie he is still a loser. the end.
man this movie was so boring. i can dig arty movies (this was a massive arty movie) as long as they have some wack shiz in them like pregnant women eating raw fish or mad n00dz like stacks of vagina and stuff. but this movie has nothing. get this, the dude gets a sex doll and DOESN'T EVEN HAVE SEX WITH IT. What gives? you dont even get to see the sex doll naked. HOW WACK IS THAT?!
the lead actor, Ryan Goslin, is a new face on the scene and is probably best known for playing Batman in the recent action yawnfest Batman Begins. here he grows a pedo tash (he should probably have been oscar nominated for that alone) and acts like a loser, and its interesting for at least five minutes. then you go to sleep.
let me go on a tanget here and say that i am not digging all the big arty movies coming out at the moment, movies like Juno and Little Miss Sunshine, all pretending to be funny and shiz and not really getin there and moms and dads are like 'yo i can watch dis and is alright' and the kids be all scratchin their heads and going 'where da laughs at?'
TRIVIA: The part of the real girl was originally meant to be played by cate blanchett. she spent many months preparing to play the role by not moving and being pushed around in a wheelchair and practicing her still faces, but then she started sprog-farming and now she's preggers and you can't have a pregnant real doll so the makers of the movie were forced to just use an actual doll in the end.
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