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April 24th 2008 08:37
wassup everyone i'm taking this blog over to bring you all the truth about whats hot and whats not in the movies. i watched this movie recently in honor of the anzacs and i gotta tell ya, its not worth seeing. i'll sum up the movie for you in just one sentence (this is something i'm gonna do for you with my reviews and it should help you lern about whats worth seeing and what aint)... kokoda is about some dudes just bushwalking for two hours. thats it. it starts off and theyre sitting around and chillin and your like, wheres the action already? and then some bullets come but you dont even get to see the asians and its hell boring.
some background: kokoda is a place in vietnam and its about when australia went to fight the asians in the vietnam war. we won this war of course, and vietnam had to apologise to our prime minister at the time (bob hawke) for starting the war. no one knows how it started so dont even ask. the war is famous because there was this tribe of rare asians called 'the woolies' and george lucas saw some pics of them just before he made Star Wars and he decided to bass the wookies on them. the woolies probably werent happy about this but what are they gonna do, they don't got no tv or nothing and george lucas is a stingey bastard and he wont give them any money TO THIS DAY.
trivia: many real life anzacs went and saw the movie kokoda when it came out and there was mass disappointment because of how unaccurate it was. not once do you see anyone play two up... the whole movie i was waiting for two blokes to get their coins out and then get in a mad blue like they do at the aussie arms in penrith but it didnt happen. also, no one even eats an anzac biscuit in the entire movie.
thats all i got to say about Kokoda for today, keep it real.
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Comment by Morgan Bell
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what a strange review . . . isnt the kokoda trail in papua new guinea? and isnt it about the japanese in world war 2? haha
this is my favourite sentence in your review:
hahaha bob hawke
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