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CibbuanoIndiana Jones and the Crystal Skulls plot revealed!!!111
May 6th 2008 07:13
well it looks like all be on the floor for the new steven spielberg movie called Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skulls. I dunno what the big deal is. they get Harrison Ford outta retirement when no one cares about him anymore and make him the star in this movie and the whole thing looks like a BLATANT RIP OFF of National Treasure starring Nic Cage. now, as you all now, Nic cage is at least twenty years younger then harrison ford so WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST MAKE NIC CAGE THE STAR?!?! Harrison Ford hasn't even been in a movie for over 5 years! The last thing he did was a guest spot in 24 as Keifer Sutherland's dad so WHAT GIVES. Nic cage is a REAL star, they should've just made it as National Treasure: The Crystal Skulls. Tell me that wouldn't rule. who gives two swipes of shiz about some old doofus called 'indaiana jones' what kinda name is that anyway?
anyway, I havent seen this indaiana jones movie but i did recieve an email from one of my secret sources telling me in great detail what the plot of the movie is, so you heard it here first...
A mysterious illness is afflicting members of an archaeological expedition recently returned from the Andes, where they had unearthed the tomb of the Inca, Rascar Capac. One by one, the expedition members fall into a mysterious coma. The only clue is shards of crystal found near each victim, which are fragments of shattered crystal balls. Concerned, Indiana Jones and his mates go to stay with an old friend, and expedition member, the ebullient Professor Tarragon, who is keeping Rascar Capac's mummy in his house. But the mummy soon disappears when a lightning storm sends a ball of fire down the chimney, and, after each being visited in their nightmares by the mummy, the three wake to find Tarragon comatose, with the telltale shards of crystal by his bed.
Tarragon later wakes up but screams about mysterious figures attacking him. Indiana Jones later visits a hospital where all the other stricken explorers go through the same horrors at a precise time of day.
The plot thickens even further, however, when Indaiana Joness friend, whilst taking a stroll around Professor Tarragon's house, discovers a striking gold bracelet, puts it on (remarking on how nicely it goes with his coat), and then mysteriously disappears. The bracelet had previously been worn by the now-vanished mummy.
While looking for his friend, Indiana Jones is fired upon by an unseen gunman who escapes in a black car, having kidnapped his friend. The alarm is raised and the police set up road blocks, but the kidnappers switch cars and slip through the net.
Indaiana Jones pursues the abductors to La Rochelle, where they discover that his friend is on board a ship called the Pachacamac, which is bound for Peru, and he resolves to meet this ship there, which is where the film's showdown takes place.
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sounds okay I guess. time will tell if speilberg can pull out that magic and make this as good as a National Treasure movie!
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