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Theres something about Mary

May 30th 2008 04:10
Adolf Hitler in his comedy film phase


i thought i would lighten things up and talk about a comedy today. comedies are movies that make us laugh and feel good they were invented by the americans because they have such a great sense of humour. the british have made a few comedies too but these generally aren't as good. to this date there has never been an asian or a european comedy as they have no sense of humour whatsoever. the french and germans in particular have never even considered making a comedy film for this exact reason. the one exception is adolf hitler who made many silent comedies in the early days of movie history. these comedies were not very well recieved and he eventually gave it up in favour of warfare and the mass extermination of jews and homos. just think, if more people dug these early german attempts at comedy we might not have had world war 2. im not pointing any fingers or anything its just a thought.


anyway, today i am talkin about one of the greatest comedies of all time - There is Something about Mary. Alongside the two Dumb and Dumber films and the Scary Movie franchise, this is possible the funniest thing ever put on film. it is the first movie to feature a joke that involved someone putting semen in their hair and is also the first film to co-star an actual honest2god retard (the charactar Warren, who holds his own against the other professional non-retarded actors). it is also BEN STILLERS first movie and it ranks alongside The Heartbreak Kid, Duplex and Envy as his best work.


here BEN STILLER plays a guy who loves a girl named mary (played by Candice Diaz). he tracks her down in tropical hawaii and he must fight many other men to get to her because there is SOMETHING about her that they all want. This 'something' is the blueprint to a special machine that will help America win the cold war against russia. BEN STILLER must use his comedy prowesss to beat russian double-agents and specially trained attack dogs.

the film also co-stars pauly shore as Jazzy Jacob - a small but pivotal role - this is important because before ben stiller PAULY SHORE was the biggest comedy superstar in movies and this meeting between them on the screen represents a passing of the torch. pauly shore was paid a whopping $4 million for his ten minute appearance and insisted on using a british accent.

There is Something About Mary is quite an old movie now, somewheree between 15 and 20 years old. there has been recent talk about remaking it as Something About Mary Returns. to generate excitement about this project the director (bryan singer) is using special computer technology to resurect pauly shore as Jazzy Jacob and you can here pauly shore's distinctive british accent over the recent trailers for this remake/sequel. it sounds pretty good but only time will tell if this movie will match the original. ben stiller is non commital about returning to his role and it is highly possible that his part will be played by TV SUPERSTAR DAVID SWCHWIMMER.
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yo wassup. cause i'm so deadly and awesome i just keep on watching movies after movies after movies. yesterday i watched Lars and the Real Girl and here's my sum up...

Lars is a loser who cannot get the poon tang. one day he gets a mad 4realz sex doll. he pretends it is a real chick. everyone else in his town does too. by the end of the movie he is still a loser. the end.

man this movie was so boring. i can dig arty movies (this was a massive arty movie) as long as they have some wack shiz in them like pregnant women eating raw fish or mad n00dz like stacks of vagina and stuff. but this movie has nothing. get this, the dude gets a sex doll and DOESN'T EVEN HAVE SEX WITH IT. What gives? you dont even get to see the sex doll naked. HOW WACK IS THAT?!

the lead actor, Ryan Goslin, is a new face on the scene and is probably best known for playing Batman in the recent action yawnfest Batman Begins. here he grows a pedo tash (he should probably have been oscar nominated for that alone) and acts like a loser, and its interesting for at least five minutes. then you go to sleep.

let me go on a tanget here and say that i am not digging all the big arty movies coming out at the moment, movies like Juno and Little Miss Sunshine, all pretending to be funny and shiz and not really getin there and moms and dads are like 'yo i can watch dis and is alright' and the kids be all scratchin their heads and going 'where da laughs at?'

TRIVIA: The part of the real girl was originally meant to be played by cate blanchett. she spent many months preparing to play the role by not moving and being pushed around in a wheelchair and practicing her still faces, but then she started sprog-farming and now she's preggers and you can't have a pregnant real doll so the makers of the movie were forced to just use an actual doll in the end.
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Irma La Douce

February 20th 2008 11:00
Irma La Douce jack lemmon
Billy Wilder movies are something else - full of snappy dialogue and great characters, his films have left an permanent etch along the plaque of American cinema.

His comedy, "Some Like It Hot", is consistently voted as the funniest American film of all time, and I think I'd have to agree... it's one of my favourites, and features a dazzling Marilyn Monroe as the female lead.

"Irma La Douce" came out in 1963 and is one of his lesser known works - I managed to see it on a double bill with "Some Like It Hot" and I felt thrilled to get to see it on the big screen.

As in "Some Like It Hot", Wilder uses "Irma" to show off women, and we get even more pulchritude here... the story is taken from a musical of the same name, a French policeman falls in love with a beautiful prostitute and uses an intricate scheme to get her to stop hookin'.

The movie gets a little silly at times, but I found it captivating, mostly because Jack Lemmon is almost too goofy not to enjoy watching, and Shirley MacLaine is, well, delightful as a female lead. I'm not sure if she's beautiful, but I couldn't keep my eyes off her.

It's a terrific movie, with that great Wilder script and unforgettable characters. I'd like to watch it again in the cinema, but there's little chance of that happening, unless I open up my own theatre!

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Ghostbusters

January 1st 2008 09:15
Ghostbusters
It may not be that old (1984), but Ghostbusters is an eternal classic for me, a little boy that wanted to bust ghosts really, really bad.

The premise is brilliant - three dubious scientists get shucked from the world of academia and decide to take their research to the streets of Manhattan, making a buck off of paranormal activity


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Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein

December 24th 2007 10:50
Abbott and Costello meet frankenstein movie poster
It's a comedy, but it scared the hell outta me when I saw it as a little kid. Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein teams up the classic comedy duo of Abbott and Costello with classic movie monsters.

They run into Frankenstein (actually, Frankenstein's monster), Dracula and the Wolfman. I wasn't scared of the Wolfman, as he was kind of an animal, and I partly wanted to be a wolf. Dracula never scared me either, as I was pretty sure my cross on a chain would protect me. Plus, they didn't like garlic, and my mom's cooking as pretty garlic-intensive


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Roman Holiday

October 10th 2007 02:36
Roman Holiday Gregory Peck Audrey Hepburn
It's hard not to feel nostalgic for those long-gone days when all the women were princesses and all the men were honourable bastards. Roman Holiday introduced American audiences to Audrey Hepburn, who would go on and capture their imaginations for years to come. Pairing Hepburn with Gregory Peck, it's one of the most loved romantic comedies to come out of America.

Hepburn plays a princess from an unspecified country, who visits Rome on an official function. As part of her title, she has a responsibility to be seen in public gracefully, and answer questions from the media with tact


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Wayne's World 2

January 5th 2007 08:07


The laughs continue in 'Wayne's World 2', as Wayne and Garth get their own place and decide to put on a rock festival. Oh, and this time round, Garth has pubes


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Repo Man

January 4th 2007 07:34
Repo Man (1984)


Repo Man is a crazy, culty kind of movie that tends to get people all excitable - if only because it's soundtrack is so punk-rocking. I bought this video, expecting something cool and highly rewatchable after reading various articles pumping it up and hearing dudes say it was rad. Let's just say I wasn't impressed


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The Lavender Hill Mob

December 7th 2006 10:22
The Lavender Hill Mob (1951)


Another of the oft-celebrated Ealing comedies that starred Alec Guinness. This film, along with three others - 'The Man in the White Suit', 'The Ladykillers' and 'Kind Hearts and Coronets' - are often bunched together as the Ealing classics, and are all worthy entries in the Alec Guinness canon of classic peformances. 'The Lavender Hill Mob' is probably my favourite of these four films


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Anger Management

November 28th 2006 08:57


Adam Sandler has had his shares of hits and misses. After the badly-received 'Mr Deeds' and 'Little Nicky', he came right back around with some back-to-back eye-raisers such as 'Punch-Drunk Love' and this film, 'Anger Management


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The Cup

November 22nd 2006 02:03


Every now and then a foreign film comes along; a foreign film in a video case glossy enough for me to think 'this might not be so boring'. Sometimes I regret picking up some films, some times I don't. 'The Cup' is Tibetan film (filmed and set in Bhutan out of political necessity) about monks and soccer. Not your average Hollywood fare, I admit, but I guess that's what makes it all the more appealing


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Wayne's World

November 17th 2006 05:01


Another adolescent favourite of mine, and it still stands up to re-watching (so far). 'Wayne's World' launched the career of Mike Myers as an international movie-star and helped invent a whole new style of comedy, it's also very fast and funny


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Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

November 15th 2006 05:01


'Dirty Rotten Scoundrels' sees the dream-teaming of Michael Caine and Steve Martin, in a comedy of dubious ethics and con-artist shenanigans. The set-up goes as thus... two con-artists, one resort. They make a bet to see who can swindle a woman out of 10 grand first, with resulting lunacy


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Breakfast at Tiffanys

October 25th 2006 07:49
Breakfast at Tiffany's (1961)


It was said that 'Breakfast at Tiffanys', Truman Capote's bestselling novella of a mysteriously lonesome and luminous callgirl who falls in with an unemployed writer, was unfilmable. Capote himself was said to be rather unhappy with the eventual changes that were made to the story in it's transition from book to film. It's sanitization was, however, typical of Hollywood at the time and was no doubt facilitated in part by the film-makers in order to match the film to Audrey Hepburn's screen image. Even with all this in mind, I doubt anyone could argue that both the book and film are classics in their own right. And if it weren't for Hepburn's involvement, the film would probably shine a little less than it has in the many years that have passed since it's conception


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