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Cibbuanoalien vs predator - a killer franchise
May 4th 2008 12:23
sup suckahs. stu kicks here and i thought id bring all you chumps the gospel. so here it is.
ALIEN. VS. PREDATOR. IS. THE. BOMB.
that's my trademark one sentence summary for this killer franchise. somewere out there in movieland there are some legendry deadset geniuses who sat down at a hollywood table and said, yo this is whats what. we gotta get an alien and a predator and put them in a movie together and MAKE THEM FIGHT. if i was sitting in on this meeting and i first heard this idea at that moment i wouldve been like OH MY GOD YOU GUYS ARE INSANE! I wouldve flipped the table over and done some rad spinkicks and anyone who was dismissing would get a physical dissing you know what i mean?
some background... the aliens were first featured in star wars back in the 60s but their parts in the movie ended up on the cuttin room floor because they were too scary for the kids. george lucas realised that this was a hugely chumpish thing to do so he decided to make a movie just about the aliens. the aliens were designed by an ethnic artist named H.R. Giger who was renowned for his love of 'puffin stuff' (hence the nickname 'H. R. Puff n stuff')
H. R. Giger - the famous designer of the Alien.
meanwhile the predator was previously featured in the movie 'hellraiser' as a demon-type creature who used to be a sexual predator when he used to be a man (before he went to hell), and this is how he got the name 'predator'. for the segments in which he still looked human and was a sex predator he was played by rick moranis (in an early role). it is safe to say that rick moranis is no longer associated with the role as he is now busy making Honey I Blew Your Kids Volume 17.
rick moranis as the human version of the predator in HELLRAISER
Anyway this is all beside the point. ALIEN VS. PREDATOR IS THE GREATEST FILM SERIES OF ALL TIME. For the sequel THEY ACTUALLY COMBINED AN ALIEN AND A PREDATOR TO MAKE A PREDALIAN. THAT IS INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111 For the third film they are working on having this Predalian fight a TERMINATOR (to be played by the Rock) and in the fourth film (which they are still developing in its early stages) they are going to combine the predalian and the terminator to make a PREDALIANATOR and this will most likely be fighting ROCKY in the next movie (tentavily titled 'Rocky 7 vs. Predalianator'.
TRIVIA: Alien Vs. Predator: Requiem is the highest grossing film of all time.
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