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Alice in Wonderland

July 20th 2010 22:39


I'd hate to be seen as just the latest in a long line of people putting the boot in on Tim Burton after his biggest commercial hit but, to be frank, I haven't really ever forgiven him since Planet of the Apes back in 2001. There's something parasitic about Burton wanting to use these popular and pre-established texts (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Planet of the Apes) and just keeping the concepts he wishes to 're-imagine'. Alice in Wonderland probably represents the worst of these re-imaginings as he proposes it as a sequel to the original texts and somewhat betrays the essence of Lewis Carroll's two Alice stories.


Alice (Mia Wasikowska) has grown to womanhood, convinced that her experiences in Wonderland are just half-remembered dreams. Her father has passed on and she now feels her family and peers pressuring her towards marriage with a rather feckless suitor. As this suitor proposes to her she finds herself distracted by a white rabbit, and follows it down a hole. She enters Underland, a strange and fantastic realm where the Red Queen (Helena Bonham-Carter) has placed the populace under her own particular brand of tyranny. The Mad Hatter (Johnny Depp) and other assorted characters from Lewis Caroll's original books have banded together as a rather motley resistance force, luring the adult Alice back to Underland in the hope that she will be able to defeat the Red Queen's champion, the Jabberwocky (Christopher Lee).


I'd have to say that Johnny Depp really missteps as the Mad Hatter... his wildly fluctuating Scottish-British accent (whilst apparently deliberate) isn't clearly explained enough to be anything other than distracting. A lot of the time he looks like a slightly bizarre Mick Hucknall, only imagine Hucknall as a five-year old girl who got into her mum's make-up. Depp's quirks feel like a grab-bag borrowed from his other performances, and the end result isn't original or strong enough to be of any real note other than as a parody of himself. Helena Bonham-Carter on the other hand is brilliant, and her line delivery is hilarious. Anne Hathaway is mildly interesting, but Crispin Glover is a little bit embarrassing - it's the sort of role that's a bit beneath his unique talents. The rest of the cast is recognisable enough but don't really make any impact.

It's somewhat ironic that Burton has made comments to the effect that the original Alice novels did little to engage him on an emotional level - hence his generic re-structuring of this film. I say ironic because Burton's Alice in Wonderland is all business and no charm. The CGI feels like a whitewash of animation, there's little connection to be had with the characters - even when it's the non-CGI Johnny Depp or Anne Hathaway. For all his criticism of Carroll's adherence to the 19th century fantasy genre, Burton's quest format feels unneccessary and at odds with the iconic characters. In fact, I fail to see why he would even want to make this film if he was such a non-fan of Carroll's books. There's a strong similarity between this film and Steven Spielberg's Hook, with both being re-imagined fantasy classics where the protagonist has forgotten about their original adventures. Both are also by celebrated filmmakers, and pretentiously set themselves as official sequels that apparently know better than the original texts. The main difference is that Hook still manages to be a fun enough film if taken on it's own merits, whereas Alice in Wonderland more than outstays it's welcome. For all it's visual flair, Burton's take on the story falls flat in a very big way.
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Big Man Japan

April 15th 2010 10:55


Big Man Japan is exactly what it sounds like. It's literally about a big man in Japan... he is even referred to as Big Man Japan. You know how Japan always gets attacked by huge monsters in movies like Godzilla and Godzilla Vs. Mecha-Kong or whatever? This movie supposes that Japan has a built-in tradition of 'Big Men' who defend the country from such monsters. Big Man Japan is the last of these protectors, an unassuming regular-sized man who 'powers up' at electrical stations to become a nappy-sporting giant. This movie takes a documentary-styled approach to his story, interviewing him about his job as Big Man Japan and following him during and between his engagements with an array of bizarre city-destroying monsters over the course of four seasons.

Despite it's strange subject matter it's a bit slow to start, seeming to rely on an audience-curiosity factor as the interviewer dances around the nature of Big Man Japan's job. Various hints are dropped about Japan's general attitude towards the Big Man and the modern-day pressures inherent in what he does. The Big Man himself is slow to reveal any telling details about his domestic life, but it's pretty clear he leads a fairly pathetic existence - the reasons for which become increasingly clear during the second half of the film when he begins his downward slide. Anyone expecting an endless series of monster-smackdowns will be disappointed by Big Man Japan, it takes a fairly ludicrous idea and treats it as realistically as it possibly can, mixing the fantastic with the banal to create a fairly believable mythology (the archival footage of past Big Men in particular is a highlight). Unfortunately, this approach means that there is probably too much telling and not enough showing, and I think a more standard narrative-approach (as opposed to the documentary device) would've benefited Big Man Japan's warped character arc, maybe making the film more akin to something like The Wrestler.

Despite the misgivings I just listed and it's apparent slowness, it's still a movie worth sticking with for several reasons. There are several interesting ideas peppered throughout, such as the idea of sponsors advertising on Big Man Japan's skin or the Japanese populace being generally unimpressed by his antics. The monsters he fights (the Strangling Monster, Evil Stare Monster and the Child Monster mainly come to mind) are also quite ridiculous and amusing. The sequence where he faces off with the Stink Monster is hilarious, though I couldn't help but feel it didn't fit with the overall tone of the film (Big Man Japan never speaks in his 'Big' size until this point) and that the rest of the film could've been more like this in the interest of flat-out entertainment. Then again, I'm not sure 'entertainment' is what this film was going for... it features one of the most bizarre open-to-interpretation endings I've ever seen in a movie. At first the end sequence feels like a joke, but it drags way beyond any kind of punchline or resolution and has since fuelled a wide array of theories amongst critics and viewers (ranging from political comment on American and Korean foreign policy to more metafictional theories regarding the nature of Big Man Japan's life).

Anyway, this film is certainly a one of kind. It's not without it's faults but you won't forget it in a hurry either.
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The Imaginarium of Dr Parnassus

April 7th 2010 09:48


Terry Gilliam has had a somewhat erratic career as a director. Starting out as animator, director and part-time performer for Monty Python, he first broke out alone with the medieval comedy Jabberwocky... a fun and slightly offputting exercise in historically-correct grottiness. From there he crafted masterful flights of fancy such as Brazil, The Fisher King and Twelve Monkeys. Throughout this career he has struggled to secure budgets and control over final cuts, with ill luck forcing him to abandon production of The Man Who Killed Don Quixote nearly 10 years ago. Financial restraints and creative squabbling saw the more recent The Brothers Grimm fall prey to a drastic neutering that left it a poor and ineffective shadow of what it might've been. The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus is the latest Gilliam epic that almost never made it to the screen, with the mid-shoot death of Heath Ledger casting doubts on the film's future. Fortunately, the nature of the film's story and the amount of footage Ledger had already shot allowed Gilliam to salvage his vision with a few minor re-writes. I say fortunately because I'm not sure if Gilliam would've survived another abandoned film, I'm not actually referring to The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus itself as it isn't the great new Gilliam masterpiece we've all been waiting for.

The story of this film is the idea of stories themselves, with the titular Dr. Parnassus (Christopher Plummer) an immortal sideshow pedaller who gives audience members the opportunity to travel into his magical mind. It's a journey limited only by the bounds of their own imaginations, and made possible by an ancient bargain Parnassus once struck with the Devil (Tom Waits). We join up with Dr. Parnassus and his carnie-helpers in modern day England, where his magical show has been reduced to a hokey vaudeville illusions act that fails to make a buck from drunken and ungrateful chavs. One day, Parnassus' travelling troupe saves a mysterious white-suited man from death by hanging (Heath Ledger). This silver-tongued stranger claims to have amnesia and slots into their routine effortlessly, and even begins to find ways for them to start making money again. Meanwhile, the Devil catches up with Parnassus and strikes a deadly new bargain.

It's an interesting story, and it's full of great ideas, but the delivery feels all off. Plot has never really been one of Gilliam's strongpoints as a director, his best films tend to be those that have been written or co-written by talented screenwriters like Tom Stoppard (Empire of the Sun, Shakespeare in Love), David Peoples (Unforgiven, Blade Runner) or Richard LaGravenese (A Little Princess, Freedom Writers). The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus also seems to suffer from a lack of focus and some generally poor line delivery, and most of the characters come across more as cartoonish caricatures than tragic figures that should be engaging our sympathy.

Of course, most people will be watching this to see Heath Ledger's last performance. It's a decent role and Ledger does a good job of it (especially in the scene where he gets frustrated with Anton for taking his tin whistle) but it's also expectedly sad as some of his key scenes had to be played by other actors (don't worry, it makes sense in the context of the film - these three scenes all take place inside the face-changing world of Dr. Parnassus' fantastical imaginarium). Johnny Depp, Jude Law and Colin Farrell all step in to do their best impressions of Ledger's character, with Farrell taking up the largest portion of important screentime and Depp's scenes barely amounting to more than a cameo. All that aside though, the real star of the movie is Tom Waits as the Devil... you've never seen apter casting, and Waits doesn't really have to do much to convince in the part. He's a hoot.

At the end of the day, I think I'll have to label this one as a disappointment. It's a good excuse for Gilliam's typically inventive imagery and chaotic ideas, but beyond this there isn't much else going on to make it a particularly memorable or cohesive film experience.

HIGHLIGHTS: In the Jude Law imaginarium sequence there's a police song-and-dance routine called Join the Fuzz that is so purely Monty Python it'll be hard for any pythonite fans to not crack a smile. The masculine cops even wear skirts and stockings.
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The Lovely Bones

January 14th 2010 07:51
Lovely Bones


Peter Jackson was pelted into the director's A-list thanks to his colossal success in bringing the Lord of the Rings movies to the screen. He followed this with a remake of King Kong, a spectacle-based adventure that suffered from serious length and pacing issues. I wouldn't exactly call King Kong a flop, but I think it's safe to say that it more than whetted the public's curiosity when it came to what Jackson was capable of as a director. And so, some four years later, Jackson makes a rather quiet reappearance with a flashy adaptation of the much-loved novel The Lovely Bones, just in time for the 2009/2010 Academy Awards, and no one really seems to care. It will be interesting to see if The Lovely Bones even gets nominated for anything come Oscar-time as the film seems like a rather tasteless non-event


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sup peeps. with the reecent news that they are making a brand new sequel to the lord of the rings movie and are calling this the HOBBIT PARTS 4 AND 5 i desided it was time we ree-xamined the original movies and the reesons why they were not reely that popular. i have deesided i wood help the world out by outlinin how the LORD OF THE RINGS should be remade because im that sort of a guy you know the sort of guy who will call a taxi when its time for visitors to leave ITS CALLED A CURTORSY AND CERTAIN READERS OUT THERE MITE WANT TO TAKE NOTE IN PARTICULAR IM TALKING ABOUT PEEPS FROM THE SUBURBS OF PANANIA. you know who im talking about RYAN JAMES FOWLER. when i say its time to go ITS TIME TO GO.

anyway as they say on with the truth


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THE X FILES MOVIE 2

August 8th 2008 04:18


sup yall i be kickin it mad reals lately because thats wat i do but i have decided to take a break from this to tell you all something very special


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the latest Pirates movie!!!!11

June 14th 2008 05:16
johny depp not pictured


sup. today i will be speakin about the latest in the Pirates franchise starring johny depp as captain jack sparrow. taking a leaf out of sylvestor stalones book with rocky 6 being called rocky balboa they are just calling this latest one 'pirates' rather than pirates of the caribean 4, probably because no one even knows what the caribean is let alone were it is and they realised no one cared. the trend with big movie franchises usually sees the 4th movie as being majorly crap but in the pirates case this 4th movie is actually the BEST of all the pirates movies to date


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well it looks like all be on the floor for the new steven spielberg movie called Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skulls. I dunno what the big deal is. they get Harrison Ford outta retirement when no one cares about him anymore and make him the star in this movie and the whole thing looks like a BLATANT RIP OFF of National Treasure starring Nic Cage. now, as you all now, Nic cage is at least twenty years younger then harrison ford so WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST MAKE NIC CAGE THE STAR?!?! Harrison Ford hasn't even been in a movie for over 5 years! The last thing he did was a guest spot in 24 as Keifer Sutherland's dad so WHAT GIVES. Nic cage is a REAL star, they should've just made it as National Treasure: The Crystal Skulls. Tell me that wouldn't rule. who gives two swipes of shiz about some old doofus called 'indaiana jones' what kinda name is that anyway


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Tideland

April 11th 2007 22:25


If there is one thing Terry Gilliam can be relied on for, it's not pandering to the studios or what Hollywood or mainstream audiences expect from a film. Even in the last days of Monty Python it became clear that Gilliam had his own thing to do - witness the brilliant opening twenty minutes or so of 'The Meaning of Life', it's like a whole other movie. Over the subsequent years Gilliam has evolved into one of the most unique voices in fantasy film, battling with studio executives to bring us brilliant films like 'Brazil', 'The Fisher King' and 'Twelve Monkeys'. Alongside Martin Scorcese, he's pretty much my favourite director. This film, 'Tideland', was quickly made during a break that Gilliam took whilst making 'The Brothers Grimm', and has proven to be the director's most controversial film in quite some time... I don't think it has even had a proper release in America yet


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Jason and the Argonauts

January 11th 2007 08:01
Jason and the Argonauts (1963)


If there's one film from my childhood that will forever hold a special place in my heart it would have to be 'Jason and the Argonauts'. I must've watched this movie at least once a week for two years, marvelling at the amazing monstrous images conjured up before my eyes. The creepy jerkiness of Ray Harryhausen's famous stop-motion animation was as realistic to me as my own imagination... after watching it I would run outside and stomp around like Talos the bronze giant, terrorising my sister and wreaking havoc on mum's flowerbeds


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The Road to El Dorado

December 12th 2006 06:06


Yes, this film is a cartoon. No, I'm not embarrassed that I watched it - a lot of cartoon films are more enjoyable than their live-action colleagues. What mainly attracted me to this film was that it featured Kevin Kline and Kenneth Brannagh; a fine pair of actors if ever I saw some


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Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

October 12th 2006 06:39
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991)


Ah, such a classic. Like 'Home Alone', I struggle to think how anyone could not get enjoyment out of a film like this. Okay, so Kevin Costner is a yank, but does it really matter when the film achieves exactly what it sets out to do... entertain through it's combination of thrills, high-adventure and amusing dialogue


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Flight of Dragons

September 29th 2006 09:55
Flight of Dragons (1982)


'Flight of Dragons' is an animated film based on a fairly well-known fantasy tome known by the same name. This cartoon attempts to take a somewhat too-clever-by-halves approach by attempting a seamless incorporation of the book and it's author into the story itself


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King Kong

September 27th 2006 09:25
King Kong (1933)
Well, I finally sat down and watched my five dollar copy of the original King Kong. I wasn't expecting much... maybe some cool stop-motion effects and some crappy acting in between. Boy, was I wrong. I'd say this is easily superior to Jackson's remake.

I was expecting some awesome old school special effects interspersed with a lot of boredom but I actually found this creaky black-and-white movie to be far less dull than Peter Jackson's recent remake. Sure, Jackson's action sequences and the effects work done by his Weta workshop are really good stuff, but everything else in that film was bloated and overdone and too dull. And the things I assumed Jackson had put in just to be cool were actually straight out of the original too


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