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Old Movies - September 2008

in bruge MY REVIEW

September 4th 2008 02:40

wassup i have been layin on the downlow lately because of some personal issues that im not really gonna share with yall but lets just say that fagitz will be fagitz and no one can take away my right to be a champ. im just gonna leave it at that so please direct further question on this matter to my middle finger.

anyway. i watched this movie the othr day because i was pumpin for somethin fresh and new. here is my trademark summary: colin farrell is this guy who likes to kill little kids and his boss finds out and decides to give him a holiday as a reward for bein so good. anyway they go on holiday and eventully colin farrell has to give up his job and get on a train. meanwhile there is a MIDGET in it.

i found this movie to be hard to watch because i really hate wogs and the movie is pretty much set in wogtown. colin farrell does a pretty good wog accent in it and you wouldnt even know he was puttin it on most of the time. wogs think they are mad fighters but a slav would kick there ass any day of the week. my 7 year old sister could smash a whole wog army. thats not to say my sister is tuff but more to say that wog armys are all made up on gaylords. my sister is still pretty tuff though so dont be dissin ok?

also i dont get why the poster for the movie says IN BRUGES with a S when the place is clearly called just called BRUGE. they say it heaps in the movie and not once does someone say it with a S on the end. i dont know if the director was tryin to be funny or somethin but i wasnt laughin. its just shows a lack of effort.

i almost didnt watch this because i was afraid it would have subtitels and im still not sure if it should have. half the time i couldnt understand what was goin on and the only times it got interesting were the following:

- A MIDGET IS IN IT. this midget is fully buff too but it looks weird because hes a midget and he has that deformed thing goin on. props to him for still bein a playa.
- dude falls out of a building and goes splat on the ground AND FOR ONCE WE ACTUALLY GET TO SEE IT HAPPEN. too many times does this thing happen in movies and you dont actually get it to see the body hit the ground. but here you do. it happens near the end though so you have to wait at least an hour and a bit before it happens. this is fairly teedios except for the MIDGET.
- at the very beginning of the movie there was this mad angel-monster thing with no eyes. it looked sick but it didnt turn up again in the hole movie. it might have been a trailer for another movie i wasnt really payin atention.
- my absolut favorite bit of the movie was when some girl in front of me kept laughin loud so i kicked her in the back of the head and then pretended it was an accident. her boyfriend didnt front because he was probly a wog pussy.

in short. dont bother with this movie unless you are maybe watchin a pirate version. we dont really want to be supportin movies that help finance wog countries because remember italy were in the world wars on the bad side and its probly for the best if we dont give them any leeway to start any more crap.