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CibbuanoPoint Break 2: Surf's Up
June 22nd 2008 12:31
AN EARLY PROMOTIONAL MOCKUP FOR POINT BREAK 2!
wassup yall i have some important and exciting news. yes. POINT BREAK 2 IS FINALLY BEING MADE. after more than a decade of waiting and watching patrick swayzee slum it in crappy arthouse movies like donnie darko he is finally coming back to play the almighty bohdee in a sequel to the greatest film of all time. i have a source who works in the film industry and they managed to slip me this great early promotional poster and told me that the new film is to be titled 'POINT BREAK 2: SURF'S UP' which i think is a great title and really you can't beat that.
i also have some exciting news about the casting and it looks liek david hasselhoff is taking the place of keanu reeves and he will be playing the hero of the film, bohdee's brother CODY. i am unsure if they are meant to be twins but damn it will so POETIC if they are. this has golden globes written all over it. also in exciting news director extrordinair MICHAEL BAY is going to be co-directing the movie with MARTIN SCOSAYZE. scorsayze is going to be directing all the dialog sequences and he scored this brilliant job thnks to his recent oscar for the departed - a movie that proved he wasn't such a crappy director after having a steady run of commercial failures and generally bad movies. MICHAEL BAY is doing the action scenes and it was hes idea to bring scorsayze in because Bay is such a generous guy and he likes to share his talent around. QUENTIN TARANTINO is also being bought in to direct a special guest sequence where bohdee eats a banana sunday and is so disappointed in its quality that he goddamn SWEARS at the lady who serves it to him. here is a quote from tarantino about the sequence
TARANTINO: I am excited to be working on this movie.
thats an exclusive so all you other blogtards dont steal it ok?
i can just imagine how this movie was pitched to the man with the money it wouldve been like this. michael bay would walk into the room and hed go MAN why dont we make that point break sequel? and the man with the money would be all like im not feeling it. and bay wouldve said IM PUTTING DAVID HASSELHOFF IN IT AND HE WILL BE BOHDEES BROTHER. and the man with the money wouldve been a little more interested and hed undo his pants a bit and say KEEP TALKING. and bay would reach into his heart and pull out his masterstroke of genius and he said IT WILL BE CALLED POINT BREAK 2: SURF'S UP. and the man with the money would be all like goddamn thats the best freakin title for a movie ever. heres 100 million bucks make sure it has some sweet motorbikes in it. and titties.
man i am so excited for this movie. i remember when point break 1 came out and it just ended on that big cliffhanger - did bohdee die or not? it was obvious he didnt because he was a mad surfer and if you look closely at the big waves at the end you can fully see him hangtenning and waving to keanu reeves as the picture fades out. keanu was all sad because he realised he was a pussy and he shouldve been surfing more and rumour has it that reeves was so bummed out at having to play such a loser that he didnt do any more movies until deciding to star in teen comedy AMERICAN PIE. it was a bad decision because ten years later patrick swayzee got cancer and who knows maybe it wouldnt have gone down that way if reeves had been more proactive about making a point break sequel.
TRIVIA: patrick swayzees doctor actually recommended that he make point break 2 and told him that being in this movie will help him beat cancer. the american legal system is fighting to change the law so that anyone who doesnt go to see point break 2 will be held accountable for manslaughter if swayzee in fact dies from cancer. DONT SUPPORT CANCER.
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