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Old Movies - April 2008

Scarface - wat a classic!!!!11

April 28th 2008 09:46
say hello to my leetel fren!


well since this is called oldmovies.com i thought i would actually reviw an old movie so all you know nothings could get off my back about it ok? today i am talking about the classic 60s movie Scarface. here is my trademark summary of the plot just in case you are a genuine hater of movies and are unaware of what this movie is about: Al Pacino is Scarface, a mexican gangster of epic porpotions who comes to America and is faced by the racism of American and he decides to fight back. It's an uplifting story and it teaches valuable lessons about standing up for youself and being a man.


Scarface is well known also because it was Al Pacino's first movie and he also won the Oscar for it. Pacino also made a sequel a few years later called 'Scarface II: Return to Mexico' but it is really hard to find and not many people have heard of it. ive seen it and its pretty good but youll probably have to just take my word for it because i doubt you will find it but thats what i'm here for - to illustrate and educate.

BEST BIT IN SCARFACE: Pacino goes to say hello to his little friend (prompting one of the movie's most famous lines) and his little friend is NOT happy to see him at all and he brings out a CHAINSAW. Some dude who is just hanging out with Scarface cops a chainsaw to his arm and its full on and Scarface is all like "Hey essay you cant do it!" and the chainsaw gets him in the face a little bit and this is why he gets the name Scarface. Its a classic moment and has been ripped off for many other films, almost all of them starring that dikhead Victor Caleoh.


TRIVIA: This was also Michelle Fyffer's first movie and she has a famous scene in it where all the cops interrogate her and she uncrosses her legs to show that she is rocking the muff sans panties. EXTRA TRIVIA: i got a mad boner from this.
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Kokoda

April 24th 2008 08:37


wassup everyone i'm taking this blog over to bring you all the truth about whats hot and whats not in the movies. i watched this movie recently in honor of the anzacs and i gotta tell ya, its not worth seeing. i'll sum up the movie for you in just one sentence (this is something i'm gonna do for you with my reviews and it should help you lern about whats worth seeing and what aint)... kokoda is about some dudes just bushwalking for two hours. thats it. it starts off and theyre sitting around and chillin and your like, wheres the action already? and then some bullets come but you dont even get to see the asians and its hell boring.

some background: kokoda is a place in vietnam and its about when australia went to fight the asians in the vietnam war. we won this war of course, and vietnam had to apologise to our prime minister at the time (bob hawke) for starting the war. no one knows how it started so dont even ask. the war is famous because there was this tribe of rare asians called 'the woolies' and george lucas saw some pics of them just before he made Star Wars and he decided to bass the wookies on them. the woolies probably werent happy about this but what are they gonna do, they don't got no tv or nothing and george lucas is a stingey bastard and he wont give them any money TO THIS DAY.

trivia: many real life anzacs went and saw the movie kokoda when it came out and there was mass disappointment because of how unaccurate it was. not once do you see anyone play two up... the whole movie i was waiting for two blokes to get their coins out and then get in a mad blue like they do at the aussie arms in penrith but it didnt happen. also, no one even eats an anzac biscuit in the entire movie.

thats all i got to say about Kokoda for today, keep it real.
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Okeydokes

April 23rd 2008 11:55
I realise I haven't been doing much on this blog lately. I have a friend interested in taking Old Movies.net.au for a spin, so maybe I'll let him post in it for a while. Just thought I better post something about it so people don't think it's me! (especially as he has appalling taste in movies)

I'll probably be back at some point but life has been cuntish lately so breaths shouldn't be held.
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