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Old Movies - September 2006

Flight of Dragons

September 29th 2006 09:55
Flight of Dragons (1982)


'Flight of Dragons' is an animated film based on a fairly well-known fantasy tome known by the same name. This cartoon attempts to take a somewhat too-clever-by-halves approach by attempting a seamless incorporation of the book and it's author into the story itself.


So who are we kidding here? This is for kids, right? The film attempts to be clever in the aforementioned way (and others) but in the end it's a cartoon for the kiddos, and it knows it can't betray this in favour of winking at any stray adults who happen to be watching. This is before Disney realised that the parents chaperoning kids to the cinema would need to be entertained as well, and I'm not even sure if this Warner Bros effort even made it to the silver screen.

But anyway, it's a kids movie. As such it takes your standard fantasy-quest format, chucks in a few more interesting-than-usual monsters, enlists the vocal talents of some half-recognisable names and sets about it's ambitious task of squeezing an epic into a self-contained 90 minute cartoon with half-hearted abandon. Don't get me wrong, some of the ideas here are actually quite good, especially it's theme of science vs. magic (which scratches the surface of something quite profound in concept), but it's format and audience-target disallows it to really develop anything satisfactorily.

I'm sure some kids will garner some enjoyment out of this, if they haven't been completely spoiled by the flashiness of modern animated films, but as such it's very much an 80s cartoon. Something you might expect to see on a Sunday afternoon in the school holidays (I think that's when I first saw it actually).


TRIVIA: Harry Morgan, who provides the voice of the wizard Carolinus, is best known for playing Col. Potter in 'M.A.S.H.'
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Mad Dog Morgan

September 28th 2006 09:59
Mad Dog Morgan (1976)


I bought this on DVD for $2 or something. It's an Australian 70s b-grade movie about Mad Dog Morgan and stars Dennis Hopper as the eponymous bushranger. We follow his story as he becomes a bushranger and folk-legend, spurred on by injustice, sometimes robbing people and just generally hanging about in the bush. For most of the film he is on the run from the cops, who are presented as a crooked and villainous bunch headed up by the cold-blooded Frank Thring (of Ben Hur and El Cid fame!)

The back of the DVD says that this film represents a time where Hopper was all but blacklisted by Hollywood and did 'some of his most interesting' work in independent and foreign films... I reckon that's just hip selling-slang for 'alcoholic out-of-work big-name actor', and no matter how good the DVD cover is be assured that this is 100% b-grade schlock.

Having said that, Dennis Hopper is actually pretty good in this as the raging criminal Morgan. The film allso stars David Gulpilil, Jack Thompson (who has a shitty Irish accent in it), Bill Hunter and the big guy out of the Beurepaires ad (as a 19th-century prison rapist!) The acting is pretty good overall and there's a few cool set pieces and snaps of dialogue, but the film is let down overall by shoddy editing and it's general b-gradeness. The direction, supplied by would-be Ed Wood, Philippe Mora (also resposible for such esteemed fare as 'Pterodactyl Woman From Beverly Hills') is really piss poor at times too.

But! If you have a hankering to see Dennis Hopper attempt an Irish accent (or get bumraped by the guy from the Beaurepaire Ads) then this is the movie for you. The 70s were Australia's wilderness years when it came to filmmaking, so it's always good to check out one of the more 'high-profile' movies that came out of the era.
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King Kong

September 27th 2006 09:25
King Kong (1933)
Well, I finally sat down and watched my five dollar copy of the original King Kong. I wasn't expecting much... maybe some cool stop-motion effects and some crappy acting in between. Boy, was I wrong. I'd say this is easily superior to Jackson's remake.

I was expecting some awesome old school special effects interspersed with a lot of boredom but I actually found this creaky black-and-white movie to be far less dull than Peter Jackson's recent remake. Sure, Jackson's action sequences and the effects work done by his Weta workshop are really good stuff, but everything else in that film was bloated and overdone and too dull. And the things I assumed Jackson had put in just to be cool were actually straight out of the original too!

The beginning of the 1933 King Kong is quick to set things up and doesn't waste too much time in getting to the island... we're introduced to our three principal characters and the mysterious and primitive world they're heading for without too much irrelevant back story. Piece by piece we're shown this disturbing and enigmatic island, from the strange wall to the savage natives, until the mighty King Kong is revealed in all his glory - every bit as impressive 80 years on as it must've been at the time of it's release. The island teems with primitive monsters... tyranosaurs and giant salamanders, pterodactyls, stegosaurs, water-dwelling dinosaurs. Kong and his captors fight them all. It's great stuff, and the way the actors are edited into these scenes works surprisingly well.

And excuse the further comparisons, but the sequences where Kong runs amok in New York are a lot snappier than Jackson's remake too... it's quick to get to the point and Kong's fateful climbing of the Empire State Building is memorable for good reason. And there's no bloody ice-skating!



Things that surprised me or that I found strange... Kong is a lot less of a 'noble beast' here than he has been presented elsewhere. Any sympathy for Kong is entirely a subtext and only alluded to in the film's final moments... the cruelty of man is never directly referenced and the character of Carl Denham - who is pretty much responsible for all the carnage and death in the film - remains unpunished and is never shown in a negative light in response to his actions!

Kong is also a lot more violent in this film than I expected him to be... he shakes a bunch of humans off a log so that they fall to their death, picks up people and chews on them until they die, stomps on people until they are well and truly squashed, picks people out of high-rise appartments and drops them, and kills a dinosaur by breaking it's jaw open (and then plays with the limp jaws afterwards).

Anyway, this film stands up very well... it has plenty of action, thrills, spills and crazy monsters going apeshit at each other, and it's actually lot more even and smoothly-plotted than the 2005 version. Go find it for five dollars!

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JFK

September 26th 2006 06:52
JFK (1991)


JFK. Arguably Oliver Stone's most notorious and controversial film (and he's had a few). Where do I start? It's a film about the assassination of American President John F Kennedy, obviously, but it takes place a few years afterwards, with New Orleans DA Jim Garrison (Costner, suitably cast as the somewhat dull everyman) re-examining and reconstructing the events surrounding the suspiciously absolved assassination


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Is Robert De Niro insane?

September 25th 2006 06:56
When the words 'method' and 'actor' get put together the man most likely to be mentioned in the same sentence is Robert De Niro. The guy is a deadset lunatic... I love him and want to have his babies when it finally becomes possible for two men to procreate, he's a legend. But check out some of the lengths he has gone to in the name of researching or playing some of his film roles...


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Rain Man

September 22nd 2006 04:15
Rain Man (1988)


This is a classic. Easily one of the best (and least embarrassing) films to come out of the 1980s


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Edward Scissorhands

September 21st 2006 04:07
Edward Scissorhands (1990)


Few other directors these days have as unique a look to their films as Tim Burton. 'Edward Scissorhands' is the quintessential Burton film, a gothic fairytale (even in the way that it's told in flashback) that is as quirky and odd as it is moving and heartwarming. We open on a nameless all-American suburb... a soulless, colourful 1950s consumerism ad, full of garish pastels and plastic emptiness. Watching over the town is a black and forbidding haunted house/castle, once home to a mad (yet kindly) professor (Vincent Price, in one of his last roles) and now inhabited by his last, unfinished project... a man with scissors for hands (Johnny Depp


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Heaven's Gate

September 20th 2006 04:14
Heaven's Gate (1981)


There are a few films that get whispered amongst the film-watching fraternity with a kind of shameful reverance for those who tried and lost... these are the films that not only flopped in a very big way but also tarnished the good names of those involved. 'Ishtar', 'Town and Country', 'Cutthroat Island', 'The Postman', 'Revolution', 'Popeye', 'Cleopatra'... these are all films that gained a certain notoriety thanks to ego and excess. But no film rivals the infamy of Michael Cimino's ill-fated western 'Heaven's Gate


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12 Angry Men

September 19th 2006 03:53
12 Angry Men (1957)


For a film that takes place almost entirely in a small room, with very little in the way of action, and also happens to be in black and white (which I know can be a drain on some fools), this is a surprisingly engrossing and moving film


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Weight Loss in Films

September 18th 2006 03:11
Last week I did a blog on actors packing on the pounds to gain credibility, so I thought I would continue the theme with this blog on actors who have lost weight for roles. Usually it's for pretty much it's for the same reason as those who've gained weight... it helps get them recognition, shows their dedication to their craft, etc, etc. Some of these guys have even lost weight for roles that only amount to a few minutes of screentime in a desperate bid for attention. Often, they dice with severe medical trauma due to the speed at which they shed weight - and probably also due to the fact that many of these actors aren't really all that heavy to begin with.

Unlike last week, there aren't any women featured here. I just couldn't think of any... most Hollywood starlets are already painfully thin to begin with, and any added weight loss is hardly impressive to film critics and the like when so many actresses are already saddled with eating disorders and inappropriate media attention in regards to their weight


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Ed Wood

September 15th 2006 07:53
Ed Wood (1994)

One of my favourite films, I have to admit. 'Ed Wood' is an odd combination of serious biographical picture and tongue-in-cheek humour. As an added bonus, the acting is exemplary.

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Short Circuit 2

September 14th 2006 07:48
Short Circuit 2 (1988)


Okay, it's the inevitable sequel. I have to admit, I loved this just as much as the original when I was 8 years old, but in hindsight, after watching both 'Short Circuit' and 'Short Circuit 2' it's painfully obvious that the sequel is no where near up to scratch


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The Pianist

September 13th 2006 07:43
OBLIGATORY DISCLAIMER: I know it's not an old film, but it's a good one, so deal with it.

The Pianist (2002)

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All The King's Men

September 12th 2006 07:36
All the King's Men (1949)


I thought I'd talk about 'All The King's Men' today for a couple of reasons. The first is that there is a remake in the works right now, with an aim for release sometime towards the end of this year (probably for Academy consideration)... it's going to star Sean Penn as backwoods polly Willie Stark, and Jude Law as Jack Burden, along with Kate Winslet, Patricia Clarkson (perfectly cast in the Mercedes McCambridge role), James Gandolfini, Kathy Baker, Mark Ruffalo and Anthony Hopkins. What a huge cast! The second reason is that the subject matter is just as pertinent today (hence the remake I guess!) as it was sixty-odd years ago


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Get Fat = Get Recognition

September 11th 2006 12:03
It's become a bit of a tradition now... if you want to gain recognition for your 'acting' and how far you'll take your talent then all you have to do is gain weight. It could be your breakthrough. If you're already famous, it could even be your ticket to an Oscar. Here are some of the actors and actresses who have gorged themselves to success...


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True Romance

September 9th 2006 11:11
True Romance (1993)


A lot of people mistakenly label this as a 'Quentin Tarantino' film. True, it's penned by the man himself, but it aint directed by him... and after seeing this, that's what counts! It just isn’t in the same league as Tarantino’s films


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An American Werewolf in London

September 9th 2006 11:05
An American Werewolf in London (1981)


Usually I don’t really dig horror films, but ‘An American Werewolf in London’ has always appealed to me because of it’s dark humour and setting. We join the protagonists, David and Jack, a pair of American backpackers, out on the moors of England. Insert a shifty bunch of local yokels, an unfriendly pub adorned with satanic symbols and a spooky English wilderness to get lost in, and hey presto! You’ve got the makings of a Werewolf


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The Public Enemy

September 7th 2006 07:27
The Public Enemy (1931)


From the posed profile shots of each character at the beginning, through to the jaunty soundtrack and Cagney's boyish charm, this is a vibrant and electric look at a boozing, brawling, roiling and roaring golden age of gangsters in the age of prohibition. Forget the cautionary text at the beginning and end of the film, the filmmaker's are no more interested in educating the viewer as the censors at the time were in appreciating film as a piece of art


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Unman, Wittering and Zigo

September 5th 2006 09:18
Unman, Wittering and Zigo (1971)


This is a film that seems to be very much under the radar


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Sex Boat

September 4th 2006 08:25
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Backdraft

September 1st 2006 08:03
Backdraft (1991)


In 1991, director Ron Howard came roaring unto the breach, straddling a fire engine in a herald of trumpets and other miscellaneous brass instruments in the form of 'Backdraft' - a long-overdue homage to one of the most heroic of all professions; fire-fighting


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